I am reassured

[gallantwarrior]

I just saw a Charmin commercial with the entire bear family huddled in front of a tv screen and the voice over assured me that Charmin was responding appropriately to the current sky-is-falling event and that I will have all the shit paper I want because they are concerned.
Thank you, Charmin bears! I am so glad to know that I will be able to wipe myself with comfortable butt-wipe paper.
Really, how ridiculous is this farce going to get?

 

[JustAnotherNut]

You should know better than to ask how low can they go...… you'll be doing a facepalm every single time

 

[gallantwarrior]

I never understood the rush on tp. You can't eat it. Laughed my ass off the first time I saw shopping carts full of the stuff going out the door at Walmart. Even at the tiny local store at the gas station I witnessed outrageous idiocy to obtain great quantities of shit paper.

 

[Hossfly]

I never understood the rush on tp. You can't eat it. Laughed my ass off the first time I saw shopping carts full of the stuff going out the door at Walmart. Even at the tiny local store at the gas station I witnessed outrageous idiocy to obtain great quantities of shit paper.

Out of toilet paper? Use a cat. Everybody has a cat.

 

[Ridgerunner]

I never understood the rush on tp. You can't eat it. Laughed my ass off the first time I saw shopping carts full of the stuff going out the door at Walmart. Even at the tiny local store at the gas station I witnessed outrageous idiocy to obtain great quantities of shit paper.

Out of toilet paper? Use a cat. Everybody has a cat.

It's true... We have 3... And hell, they clean themselves...

 

[Hossfly]

I never understood the rush on tp. You can't eat it. Laughed my ass off the first time I saw shopping carts full of the stuff going out the door at Walmart. Even at the tiny local store at the gas station I witnessed outrageous idiocy to obtain great quantities of shit paper.

Out of toilet paper? Use a cat. Everybody has a cat.

It's true... We have 3... And hell, they clean themselves...

Reusable wipe!

 

[petro]

 

[deannalw]

I just saw a Charmin commercial with the entire bear family huddled in front of a tv screen and the voice over assured me that Charmin was responding appropriately to the current sky-is-falling event and that I will have all the shit paper I want because they are concerned.
Thank you, Charmin bears! I am so glad to know that I will be able to wipe myself with comfortable butt-wipe paper.
Really, how ridiculous is this farce going to get?

Yeah, Northern is doing this too. All my cares and woes fell by the wayside once I heard the pooper paper people have my back. With pooper paper anyway.

Everybody's a damn hero these days.