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Yesterday, I was sitting on my couch getting over a head-cold and overheard some commotion. I looked out the window, and the two white guys across the street (a 25-ish year old, and his dad) were squabbling with a crew of about 6 15ish year-olds.

Apparently, the kids had tossed rocks at their house and cars as they casually walked by. The dad is on the phone, and his son and one of the boys are face to face about to fight when the dad reaches over the son, phone in one hand(w/the cops) and pepper-sprayed the boy his son was about to fight with using his other hand. The kid takes 4 steps away and wipes his face with his shirt, and then starts flipping out when he realizes he's been pepper-sprayed. His 5 friends are having all they can do to hold him back, because they know the cops are coming. Suddenly, a lil' blue Cavalier rolls up (dont know how he knew?!?!~), he parks in the middle of the road and gets out and goes "you crackas pepper sprayin a little kid?? you fuckin serious?? ni^^a, you all got a problem straight up I'm right at 199. I'm RIGHT at 199 come see me ni66Az. Fuckin crackaz."

He then rolled away. Kids are gone. Cops show up, I watch out the window as all the witnesses file the reports.

I've been on both ends of this urban defensiveness, but I was thinking about how lucky not only myself, and all of these kids were...but mainly the kid in the blue Cavalier was that this was not my car they had thrown rocks at. He was a puny lil' twig, with tough-guy wanna-be gangster swagger. Admittingly, it took some balls to come shouting this shit all alone, he was by himself, but I was honestly thinking how badly I'd like to deliver a 5-fingered death punch to his jaw sack.

I got hot under the collar just seeing this, and it really really did bother me, but it also reminded me of something: this is why I try to avoid clubs when I can. Friends invite me all of the time, but every time I go I find one of these knuckleheads who's wasted off his ass and just shoulder-shoves people as he's walking by, so-obviously on-purpose, and then with a smirk on his face with his glassy eyes mumbles" sorry buddy" as he looks your girl up and down and licks his lips.

Now, I admit, I am the anti-bully bully. I am Sting, from the WCW days. If you are a bully or have a tough-guy chip on your shoulder, then I have one for you. You and me should never meet, because I will end all of your I-Am-Riddick-Bowe fantasies.

Albeit, this is not a healthy approach to life at all, so I've grown to appreciate letting things go. I actually have such a high/high tolerance for ass-holishness now, you might think I'm currently "soft." Think this with caution, one day you might find your Uncle Marty's cranium swinging from my Car's Antenna. But in all seriousness, I'm involved in a catch-22 which is where all of this comes from.

People expect me to be a good mediator, because they're mistaking that I'm psychologically well-balanced. Them thinking that alone actually helps, because I try and live up to those expectations and it's actually yielded some persons "helped."

I also have this other faction of people who expect me not to take sh%t from anyone, but really I can't "fake" it. I can't "force" myself to lose my temper and be STING. I don't get mad at things that many others would naturally get mad at nowadays. I don't understand the correct balance, because one day you're expected to stand and fight, and other days you're hearing that violence is never the answer. So, I resort to chilling out and letting someone carry-on until my hands literally start to shake. Then, and only then, I offer an altimatum. There's no "or else," just a "please calm down, people are starting to get irritated."

I say this with no hint of sarcasm.

Said bully usually responds with "why, what are you going to do."

My passive self usually says "nothin man, just tryin to help you out."

Bully then sees red, and touches my Hat's brim. He just flicks it, with little to no force, as if to say "boo!!"

I'm like alright, let's get out of here guys. My gang starts to leave, then the guy says somethin directed at my girl.

I then see red, also. I approach said bully. "huh, say sorry man she's just a girl she means no harm."

He says "I said your bitchs clam is like Vishchy water!!!!"

Then, he shoves me.

Suddenly, at the opposite end of the bar, the crowd hears a "bloop!"
It's Bully's front left tooth landing in Dolly Parton's Grey-Goose and Tonic. EEEwwey. (she still drinks it). :lol:

But anyways, I can't fully blame these meatheads.....alcohol and environment, and peer-pressure (wanting to appear cool) play a large role, also. So instead, I usually avoid clubbing altogether. I might go 1-3 times a year.
 
Before I read the above post...is it worth my time?

Will I laugh? Will I be blown away?

Or do you think it would be a waste of my time?
 
Before I read the above post...is it worth my time?

Will I laugh? Will I be blown away?

Or do you think it would be a waste of my time?

Why don't you experiment with your inner psychii.

Choose a number, 1 through ten.

Correspond that numeral with that number sentence, as it lies in my OP.

Read the sentence.

If you hate it, buzz away.

If you fall in love, take a number :eek: :razz:
 
okay what is going on in the world...my son comes over last night...tells me about him and a friend going out to have a few drinks ....a drunk decides he wants to fight my son...saying he will wait in the parking lot for son...son is basically ignoring him...others in the bar get on the drunk and as my son said "a blonde cougar got in his face and told the drunk to shut up"...now drunk challenged son..told him he would snap his bean pole ass...son is 6' 4'...weights with rocks in his pocket maybe 165...its a climber thing...son was unconcerned ...his comment was...drunks arent good fighters ..they swing, you step aside, they fall. i cant help but wondered why society is in this total decline?

and why do men get off pissy when their g/fs or dates run their mouths and get into it with someone?
its one thing if a guy just starts with her but if she is running her mouth....dont get involved...imho
 
okay what is going on in the world...my son comes over last night...tells me about him and a friend going out to have a few drinks ....a drunk decides he wants to fight my son...saying he will wait in the parking lot for son...son is basically ignoring him...others in the bar get on the drunk and as my son said "a blonde cougar got in his face and told the drunk to shut up"...now drunk challenged son..told him he would snap his bean pole ass...son is 6' 4'...weights with rocks in his pocket maybe 165...its a climber thing...son was unconcerned ...his comment was...drunks arent good fighters ..they swing, you step aside, they fall. i cant help but wondered why society is in this total decline?

and why do men get off pissy when their g/fs or dates run their mouths and get into it with someone?
its one thing if a guy just starts with her but if she is running her mouth....dont get involved...imho

I can't relate to the girls running their mouths thing b/c mine doesn't, but that's a good line by your son Imma borrow that one.

Society is not in total decline if you imagine the era of Barbarians, lol. It's all a matter of perspective. Fighting is caused by a territorial trait that men are born with, maybe even women. Sounds ridiculous, but it's chemical.

Social-engineering should and has played a role in watering this down with things such as laws, and making physical violence "taboo," but there's always going to be that in-born pride with being or wanting to be the Ace of the Pack.
 
I had this stupid puppy book when I got my Girl our Pup for Valentine's day.

It said "don't ever, ever, eva eva eva eva eva (Chris Tucker voice), let you pup win in tug-of-war."

When they are young they need to know who is the Alpha Dog. To establish this, you NEVER lose, in competition.

This next part is disgusting ladies and gentlemen.

When I get back from really long runs, I'm in the shower and my dog pushes the door open and buries her nose in my under-armor spandex that I wore under my shorts running. Ewwey.
 
If you're into making your own music, and have a means of recording yourself, I am always open for collaborations. I do vocals. I write, perform em', and mix em.' The rest is up to you.

Thee corny shall not apply. <--That's a joke and the total opposite attitude I subscribe to. I respect your art, even if it's sucky art. Don't be shy.
 
thats what we have boxing rings for...etc...yea the drunk line is pretty good....he wont fight with gay guys either..says he wont beat up a girl period....the really needs to go to better bars...

o i think society is so rude...i just finished working a two day festival...i was ready to beat parents and kids..people just have little or no respect for others.
 
thats what we have boxing rings for...etc...yea the drunk line is pretty good....he wont fight with gay guys either..says he wont beat up a girl period....the really needs to go to better bars...

o i think society is so rude...i just finished working a two day festival...i was ready to beat parents and kids..people just have little or no respect for others.


That's true, but it makes people who aren't rude a bigger breath of fresh air when they surface. That stupid, stupid, rambling fucking saying is true. "You don't know what you've got 'till it's gone."
I hate that it's true. I hate its obviousness. :(

Your comment about your son and gay guys reminds me of this random question I've always wondered, about Lesbians. Not all lesbians, but the boy-ish dressing ones.

If you're attracted to women, and not men, why are you trying your damnest to look like a man>? Or....why would you choose to date a lesbian that looks like a man, not a woman, if it's woman you seek? :eusa_eh:
 
ya really need to go decaff ...


I am caffeince free for the day, Mrs. Bones. Fuck's wrong with a little outside of the box chitter chatter. The stupidness is bland in the blogosphere. People use and borrow the same terms. "IOW" = I often wonder

IMO = "in my opinion"

IIRC= if i recall correctly


blagh blagh...I like stfu. shut the fuck up. :eek:
 
A discussion about the weather is just a time filler. Condolences, are often underappreciated but also over-used. Mottos are self-congratulatory pieces of "I'm smarter than you, hah!"

A thread about Obama's a Socialist vs. Bush is a Fascist always ends up the same. "You libtarded troll bait!!" ..... "You neo-con Nazi war monger!!! Yarrr!!!"

People are fucking boring. Maybe people need caffeine.

The thread about A-Listers disgusts me BTW.
 
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A discussion about the weather is just a time filler. Condolences, are often underappreciated but also over-used. Mottos are self-congratulatory pieces of "I'm smarter than you, hah!"

A thread about Obama's a Socialist vs. Bush is a Fascist always ends up the same. "You libtarded troll bait!!" ..... "You neo-con Nazi war monger!!! Yarrr!!!"

People are fucking boring. Maybe people need caffeine.

The thread about A-Listers disgusts me BTW.

You got it... I used to enjoy the political section of this board, back when it was a lot smaller. People seemed a little more tolerant of each others opinions. Now it's an insult free for all.
 
A discussion about the weather is just a time filler. Condolences, are often underappreciated but also over-used. Mottos are self-congratulatory pieces of "I'm smarter than you, hah!"

A thread about Obama's a Socialist vs. Bush is a Fascist always ends up the same. "You libtarded troll bait!!" ..... "You neo-con Nazi war monger!!! Yarrr!!!"

People are fucking boring. Maybe people need caffeine.

The thread about A-Listers disgusts me BTW.

You got it... I used to enjoy the political section of this board, back when it was a lot smaller. People seemed a little more tolerant of each others opinions. Now it's an insult free for all.
In the street-fighting spirit of the thread, ignore the pissant gnats (insulting trolls) and fight the strong ones (those actually arguing on topic) in the gang.
 
A discussion about the weather is just a time filler. Condolences, are often underappreciated but also over-used. Mottos are self-congratulatory pieces of "I'm smarter than you, hah!"

A thread about Obama's a Socialist vs. Bush is a Fascist always ends up the same. "You libtarded troll bait!!" ..... "You neo-con Nazi war monger!!! Yarrr!!!"

People are fucking boring. Maybe people need caffeine.

The thread about A-Listers disgusts me BTW.

You got it... I used to enjoy the political section of this board, back when it was a lot smaller. People seemed a little more tolerant of each others opinions. Now it's an insult free for all.
In the street-fighting spirit of the thread, ignore the pissant gnats (insulting trolls) and fight the strong ones (those actually arguing on topic) in the gang.


That's good advice.

And I agree, Pale Rider.

Si Modo, I always think of Quasimodo from the Hunchback of Notre Dame when I see your name....... I say the full-out thing in my head.


In all honesty, I started out non-political. I really don't like politics, but I got into it by enjoying the controversial things talk-radio guys were saying, I like a little red meat. (I fact checked a lot of it and found they were always bending the truth). I have a pretty decent distaste for Limbaugh and Hannity, and think Beck is a joke.........O'Reilly thinks he's a pimp and is soooo soo see-through......so I don't get it. I have views on the "Right" but it seems all of the highest rated mouth-pieces on the Right are sensationalist ass-holes.

Then you come to places like here, and you see the same (I hate to use a cliche'd word) "talking points" and wonder how grown adults can trust these obviously agenda-driven liars of men.

But I digress because, I'm sure the left does it too............I just "watch" and "listen to" the right because it's entertaining to sit and listen, and imagine people going "yess.!!!! yesss!!!! yesss!!!!!!!!!!" - - - I diggs me a good controversial character. Used to listen to Stern alot before he went to Sirius.:lol:
 
Work-week:

Monday: do very little.
Tuesday: do 1/2 day's work
Wednesday: do about 6-7 day's work, look like a hero on production sheets(seen weekly); lose worry about Mon & Tues.
Thursd: do roughly 1/2 day's to a full day's work, because feeling like a hero is nice.
Friday: Try and build on Thursday, but usually not.
 
My advice:

Avoid bars and drunk fests.

End of advice.

Been doin' that for about five years now. I do go to bars but it's in the day and never for long. Most bars around here serve food, and the one across the bridge from me has to die for Blue Gill fish on Fridays... gotta have it.

But out late night at the bars with all the drunk idiots... no freakin' way... no way in hell... no where in this nation that I have been have I seen more drunken idiots brawl than right here in Wisconsin. The cow tippin' farmer boys get a gut full of Blatz and they want to kick the shit out of the first person standing in front of them. It's ridiculous and pathetic. Ignorance on parade.
 
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Moral to the story: 15ish kids that throw rocks at houses and cars will become bullies at clubs.

Yesterday, I was sitting on my couch getting over a head-cold and overheard some commotion. I looked out the window, and the two white guys across the street (a 25-ish year old, and his dad) were squabbling with a crew of about 6 15ish year-olds.

Apparently, the kids had tossed rocks at their house and cars as they casually walked by. The dad is on the phone, and his son and one of the boys are face to face about to fight when the dad reaches over the son, phone in one hand(w/the cops) and pepper-sprayed the boy his son was about to fight with using his other hand. The kid takes 4 steps away and wipes his face with his shirt, and then starts flipping out when he realizes he's been pepper-sprayed. His 5 friends are having all they can do to hold him back, because they know the cops are coming. Suddenly, a lil' blue Cavalier rolls up (dont know how he knew?!?!~), he parks in the middle of the road and gets out and goes "you crackas pepper sprayin a little kid?? you fuckin serious?? ni^^a, you all got a problem straight up I'm right at 199. I'm RIGHT at 199 come see me ni66Az. Fuckin crackaz."

He then rolled away. Kids are gone. Cops show up, I watch out the window as all the witnesses file the reports.

I've been on both ends of this urban defensiveness, but I was thinking about how lucky not only myself, and all of these kids were...but mainly the kid in the blue Cavalier was that this was not my car they had thrown rocks at. He was a puny lil' twig, with tough-guy wanna-be gangster swagger. Admittingly, it took some balls to come shouting this shit all alone, he was by himself, but I was honestly thinking how badly I'd like to deliver a 5-fingered death punch to his jaw sack.

I got hot under the collar just seeing this, and it really really did bother me, but it also reminded me of something: this is why I try to avoid clubs when I can. Friends invite me all of the time, but every time I go I find one of these knuckleheads who's wasted off his ass and just shoulder-shoves people as he's walking by, so-obviously on-purpose, and then with a smirk on his face with his glassy eyes mumbles" sorry buddy" as he looks your girl up and down and licks his lips.

Now, I admit, I am the anti-bully bully. I am Sting, from the WCW days. If you are a bully or have a tough-guy chip on your shoulder, then I have one for you. You and me should never meet, because I will end all of your I-Am-Riddick-Bowe fantasies.

Albeit, this is not a healthy approach to life at all, so I've grown to appreciate letting things go. I actually have such a high/high tolerance for ass-holishness now, you might think I'm currently "soft." Think this with caution, one day you might find your Uncle Marty's cranium swinging from my Car's Antenna. But in all seriousness, I'm involved in a catch-22 which is where all of this comes from.

People expect me to be a good mediator, because they're mistaking that I'm psychologically well-balanced. Them thinking that alone actually helps, because I try and live up to those expectations and it's actually yielded some persons "helped."

I also have this other faction of people who expect me not to take sh%t from anyone, but really I can't "fake" it. I can't "force" myself to lose my temper and be STING. I don't get mad at things that many others would naturally get mad at nowadays. I don't understand the correct balance, because one day you're expected to stand and fight, and other days you're hearing that violence is never the answer. So, I resort to chilling out and letting someone carry-on until my hands literally start to shake. Then, and only then, I offer an altimatum. There's no "or else," just a "please calm down, people are starting to get irritated."

I say this with no hint of sarcasm.

Said bully usually responds with "why, what are you going to do."

My passive self usually says "nothin man, just tryin to help you out."

Bully then sees red, and touches my Hat's brim. He just flicks it, with little to no force, as if to say "boo!!"

I'm like alright, let's get out of here guys. My gang starts to leave, then the guy says somethin directed at my girl.

I then see red, also. I approach said bully. "huh, say sorry man she's just a girl she means no harm."

He says "I said your bitchs clam is like Vishchy water!!!!"

Then, he shoves me.

Suddenly, at the opposite end of the bar, the crowd hears a "bloop!"
It's Bully's front left tooth landing in Dolly Parton's Grey-Goose and Tonic. EEEwwey. (she still drinks it). :lol:

But anyways, I can't fully blame these meatheads.....alcohol and environment, and peer-pressure (wanting to appear cool) play a large role, also. So instead, I usually avoid clubbing altogether. I might go 1-3 times a year.
 

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