Discussion in 'Introduce Yourself' started by RiggedSalad, Jun 8, 2012.
Well I heard about USMB from a friend o'mine. I have arrived.
"Jeff" from "The Blaze?"
How fucking gay is that?
Oh boy your going to get attacked by some right off the back by saying you are from the Blaze but welcome to our little political corner of the internet.
Somehow I have this strange sense of deja vu.
Are we being conned again?
Nice to meet you. I'm President Barack Obama!
If you wanna' represent yourself as an actual member of "The Blaze" fine, but we're gonna' need more proof than just your word.
Anyway, welcome to USMB!
I'm not Jeff, I'm not from the Blaze and if I were, I wouldn't admit it.
Can I do a 'Jenny from the block' joke or would that be bitchy for a intro thread?
*Hopes that USMB notes CG's polite request instead of her usual smartass cracks*
Hi, I'm Abdul from al Jazeera. I have arrived and no, you can't look under my coat......or my shoes.......or my underwear.
You're an officer and a gentleman. Wait, let me think about that.
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