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Yes, Ma'am. I will most certainly do that.Hey there, Longshot; great to have you on board. I will no doubt get you confused with Longknife, so pay no attention if I spit or hiss in your direction without cause.I'm Longshot. I just registered based upon the recommendation of a friend. I'm looking forward to some productive conversations.
Probably you will stop in as you can; when you do, kick off your boots and stretch out those legs, put a piece of pie in that tummy.
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Welcome, Longshort! Old Lady only bakes day old roadkill. She's a lousy cook.Yes, Ma'am. I will most certainly do that.Hey there, Longshot; great to have you on board. I will no doubt get you confused with Longknife, so pay no attention if I spit or hiss in your direction without cause.I'm Longshot. I just registered based upon the recommendation of a friend. I'm looking forward to some productive conversations.
Probably you will stop in as you can; when you do, kick off your boots and stretch out those legs, put a piece of pie in that tummy.
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That apple pie looks amazing. Did you bake that?
Yup. I am going to be switching to Holiday cookies, so you got the last slice for awhile.Yes, Ma'am. I will most certainly do that.Hey there, Longshot; great to have you on board. I will no doubt get you confused with Longknife, so pay no attention if I spit or hiss in your direction without cause.I'm Longshot. I just registered based upon the recommendation of a friend. I'm looking forward to some productive conversations.
Probably you will stop in as you can; when you do, kick off your boots and stretch out those legs, put a piece of pie in that tummy.
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That apple pie looks amazing. Did you bake that?
Welcome to USMB, Longshot. Hope you enjoy the board. There are a lot of other threads to explore, and hope you come back to look them over. Best wishes whatever you decide.I'm Longshot. I just registered based upon the recommendation of a friend. I'm looking forward to some productive conversations.
Neither does Tommy Tainant you’ll get on fine talking to him.I don't have a sense of humor.Haha. Buttercup. That's cute.Sorry to tell you this but if you're expecting 'productive conversations'...….you've come to the wrong place cause there ain't nuttin productive around here.
mean, underhanded, back stabbing bunch of yallyhoos if ya ask me. So you better put on your big boy iron laced whitey tighties and suck it up there buttercup.
One wrong move & you're toast
Well, now that I see you have a sense of humor...…..welcome to the board
Neither does Tommy Tainant you’ll get on fine talking to him.I don't have a sense of humor.Haha. Buttercup. That's cute.Sorry to tell you this but if you're expecting 'productive conversations'...….you've come to the wrong place cause there ain't nuttin productive around here.
mean, underhanded, back stabbing bunch of yallyhoos if ya ask me. So you better put on your big boy iron laced whitey tighties and suck it up there buttercup.
One wrong move & you're toast
Well, now that I see you have a sense of humor...…..welcome to the board
J/k hello and welcome.
Excellent a true marksman.....You will have plenty of fast moving targets here to set your sights on....enjoy the fight for thought!It refers to shooting a long distance.Welcome Longshot. You a bettin man, or is there another story behind the name?
But I'm not a betting man.
All of us here ARE shrinks! Whatchoo talking about telling the newb to get help when its righ' here???You CAN'T be extremely liberal AND conservative, you know that. Unless you're schizophrenic, which you MAY be. I'd get that checked out if I were you, by a REAL psychiatrist. And as you may know, "You're Never Alone With A Schizophrenic" - actual album title by longtime rocker Ian Hunter.I'm also extremely conservative. And I still have no fucking sense of humor.Well, that's OBVIOUS now. Good luck with that, thanks for letting us know.I'm extremely liberal. And I have no fucking sense of humor.It's EXTREMELY funny if you're a conservative with a sense of humor. Or a liberal that has a self-deprecating sense of humor. (VERY rare) I have a great sense of humor mostly because I'm able to laugh at MYSELF.See, now that's not funny.
It refers to shooting a long distance.Welcome Longshot. You a bettin man, or is there another story behind the name?
But I'm not a betting man.
Welcome.I'm Longshot. I just registered based upon the recommendation of a friend. I'm looking forward to some productive conversations.