Happy Birthday California SEPT 9 1850

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    Did you know that California became a state on September 9, 1850? In those days, the people had no electricity, the state had no money, almost everyone spoke Spanish and there were gunfights in the streets. Basically, nothing has changed except back then the women weren't made of silicone and the men didn't hold hands.


    The latest telephone poll taken by the California Governor's office asked whether people who live in California think illegal immigration is a serious problem:

    19% responded, "Yes, it is a serious problem."

    81% responded, "No es una problema seriosa."
     
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    If it wasn't for queers and Mexicans, the population of California would only be about 3,000 people. 1,500 of that 3,000 would be bi... 2,100 of the 3,000 would be on public assistance and they'd all be Democraps except for about 25 citizens who actually worked for a living.
     
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    [​IMG] 3001!

    And thank you for thinking of us Pilgrim! Where's my cake?
     
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    come on dog...when i was in ca....i found the people to be just like people any where else....
     
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    I had fireworks planned for the occasion but the nukes I planted at strategic points along the San Andreas Fault must have been duds. But then again it could have been those timers I picked up at Wal-Mart. Someone go check for me I'll relay the coordinates from back here on the east coast.
     
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    Breaking off Cali into its own country :lol:

    Dont start cutting the cancer out man, I live in MA and I'd be next :rofl:
     
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    [​IMG]

    CAKE
     
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    Move.....soon! I have a plan. Come along Mini-me, we have work to do.
     

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