Had a successful first date tonight and turned out we live walking distance from each other

[Bonzi]

Maybe he meant BEFORE he got married. He married a really young chick so he had plenty of "practice"

Thank you sweetheart. As a side note: I am not a fucking mind reader.

oh do we have attitude this morning???? can I kiss it and make it better???

 

[Unkotare]

I met this girl on a site called mingle2(dot)com and we met tonight. We been hitting it off so well over the phone that I suggested we meet tonight and date lasted close to 3 hours. She was even more attractive in person and was saying "kiss my butt" during the date when I said something silly. lol

she has no idea I would definitely kiss her butt lol But she was nice and attractive and will probably be in my apt very soon since she lives walking distance from me. I'm surprised I had a successful date without going to the barbershop

First thing she said was.........."you have a lot of hair"

LOL

That restraining order is going to be very inconvenient.

 

[defcon4]

oh do we have attitude this morning???? can I kiss it and make it better???

Thank you!!!! No, no attitude...(Fuck!!! I should have said yes and take the healing treatment!!!)

 

[fbj]

I just have two questions....

1). Does she have cable????

2). Does she pay the bill?????

She is not as independent as me since she shares an apartment with her sister

 

[fbj]

Maybe he meant BEFORE he got married. He married a really young chick so he had plenty of "practice"

Thank you sweetheart. As a side note: I am not a fucking mind reader.

oh do we have attitude this morning???? can I kiss it and make it better???

You can kiss me and make it better

 

[Obiwan]

I just have two questions....

1). Does she have cable????

2). Does she pay the bill?????

She is not as independent as me since she shares an apartment with her sister

So you'll have TWO people to help pay your bills, since flipping burgers at McDonald's won't cover all the unnecessary Bullshit you think you need????

 

[fbj]

I just have two questions....

1). Does she have cable????

2). Does she pay the bill?????

She is not as independent as me since she shares an apartment with her sister

So you'll have TWO people to help pay your bills, since flipping burgers at McDonald's won't cover all the unnecessary Bullshit you think you need????

I would be a male escort for gay men before I go anywhere near a fast food restaurant lol

Fast food and retail are the two worst jobs on the planet next to pooper scooper at the Zoo

 

[Obiwan]

I just have two questions....

1). Does she have cable????

2). Does she pay the bill?????

She is not as independent as me since she shares an apartment with her sister

So you'll have TWO people to help pay your bills, since flipping burgers at McDonald's won't cover all the unnecessary Bullshit you think you need????

I would be a male escort for gay men before I go anywhere near a fast food restaurant lol

Fast food and retail are the two worst jobs on the planet next to pooper scooper at the Zoo

Maybe you should try one of them, since Comcast doesn't accept food stamps.....

 

[fbj]

I just have two questions....

1). Does she have cable????

2). Does she pay the bill?????

She is not as independent as me since she shares an apartment with her sister

So you'll have TWO people to help pay your bills, since flipping burgers at McDonald's won't cover all the unnecessary Bullshit you think you need????

I would be a male escort for gay men before I go anywhere near a fast food restaurant lol

Fast food and retail are the two worst jobs on the planet next to pooper scooper at the Zoo

Maybe you should try one of them, since Comcast doesn't accept food stamps.....

I'm allergic to fast food jobs

 

[Obiwan]

I just have two questions....

1). Does she have cable????

2). Does she pay the bill?????

She is not as independent as me since she shares an apartment with her sister

So you'll have TWO people to help pay your bills, since flipping burgers at McDonald's won't cover all the unnecessary Bullshit you think you need????

I would be a male escort for gay men before I go anywhere near a fast food restaurant lol

Fast food and retail are the two worst jobs on the planet next to pooper scooper at the Zoo

Maybe you should try one of them, since Comcast doesn't accept food stamps.....

I'm allergic to fast food jobs

Apparently....

Is that why you can't pay your cable bill????

 

[fbj]

She is not as independent as me since she shares an apartment with her sister

So you'll have TWO people to help pay your bills, since flipping burgers at McDonald's won't cover all the unnecessary Bullshit you think you need????

I would be a male escort for gay men before I go anywhere near a fast food restaurant lol

Fast food and retail are the two worst jobs on the planet next to pooper scooper at the Zoo

Maybe you should try one of them, since Comcast doesn't accept food stamps.....

I'm allergic to fast food jobs

Apparently....

Is that why you can't pay your cable bill????

It's a difference between not wanting to pay the cable bill and not being able to pay the cable bill

But i don't expect you to understand that because your middle name is MONGO

 

[Obiwan]

So you'll have TWO people to help pay your bills, since flipping burgers at McDonald's won't cover all the unnecessary Bullshit you think you need????

I would be a male escort for gay men before I go anywhere near a fast food restaurant lol

Fast food and retail are the two worst jobs on the planet next to pooper scooper at the Zoo

Maybe you should try one of them, since Comcast doesn't accept food stamps.....

I'm allergic to fast food jobs

Apparently....

Is that why you can't pay your cable bill????

It's a difference between not wanting to pay the cable bill and not being able to pay the cable bill

But i don't expect you to understand that because your middle name is MONGO

Then get a job, before that new girlfriend finds out you're broke!!!!

Women don't like having to foot the bill on dates!!!!!

 

[Sunni Man]

She open to coming back to my place but I didn't straighten up before I left. Plus 97% of the time a woman is not open to coming back back to a guy's place after a first date

How much did she charge you for the "Date"? ......

 

[Obiwan]

She open to coming back to my place but I didn't straighten up before I left. Plus 97% of the time a woman is not open to coming back back to a guy's place after a first date

How much did she charge you for the "Date"? ......

Maybe that's the REAL problem....

She doesn't take food stamps!!!!!

 

[fbj]

I would be a male escort for gay men before I go anywhere near a fast food restaurant lol

Fast food and retail are the two worst jobs on the planet next to pooper scooper at the Zoo

Maybe you should try one of them, since Comcast doesn't accept food stamps.....

I'm allergic to fast food jobs

Apparently....

Is that why you can't pay your cable bill????

It's a difference between not wanting to pay the cable bill and not being able to pay the cable bill

But i don't expect you to understand that because your middle name is MONGO

Then get a job, before that new girlfriend finds out you're broke!!!!

Women don't like having to foot the bill on dates!!!!!

She open to coming back to my place but I didn't straighten up before I left. Plus 97% of the time a woman is not open to coming back back to a guy's place after a first date

How much did she charge you for the "Date"? ......

I paid for the date idiot

 

[Bruce_T_Laney]

Maybe you should try one of them, since Comcast doesn't accept food stamps.....

I'm allergic to fast food jobs

Apparently....

Is that why you can't pay your cable bill????

It's a difference between not wanting to pay the cable bill and not being able to pay the cable bill

But i don't expect you to understand that because your middle name is MONGO

Then get a job, before that new girlfriend finds out you're broke!!!!

Women don't like having to foot the bill on dates!!!!!

She open to coming back to my place but I didn't straighten up before I left. Plus 97% of the time a woman is not open to coming back back to a guy's place after a first date

How much did she charge you for the "Date"? ......

I paid for the date idiot

Next week the board will be reading about how this young lass stopped conversing with you, and how she is this and that while you leave out the fact she dumped you for being a boring ass wanker!

Also went to check the reviews of the site you mentioned and the site has a bad case of trolls, so you should fit in there perfectly.

I bing the name at it was formerly known by another name and why would someone use a dating site to meet someone?

 

[fbj]

I'm allergic to fast food jobs

Apparently....

Is that why you can't pay your cable bill????

It's a difference between not wanting to pay the cable bill and not being able to pay the cable bill

But i don't expect you to understand that because your middle name is MONGO

Then get a job, before that new girlfriend finds out you're broke!!!!

Women don't like having to foot the bill on dates!!!!!

She open to coming back to my place but I didn't straighten up before I left. Plus 97% of the time a woman is not open to coming back back to a guy's place after a first date

How much did she charge you for the "Date"? ......

I paid for the date idiot

Next week the board will be reading about how this young lass stopped conversing with you, and how she is this and that while you leave out the fact she dumped you for being a boring ass wanker!

Also went to check the reviews of the site you mentioned and the site has a bad case of trolls, so you should fit in there perfectly.

I bing the name at it was formerly known by another name and why would someone use a dating site to meet someone?

she was the first person I met from there but i was thinking the site was a joke


But since I met her face to face and got a look at that ASS, the site is no joke lol

 

[Bonzi]

I just have two questions....

1). Does she have cable????

2). Does she pay the bill?????

She is not as independent as me since she shares an apartment with her sister

So you'll have TWO people to help pay your bills, since flipping burgers at McDonald's won't cover all the unnecessary Bullshit you think you need????

I would be a male escort for gay men before I go anywhere near a fast food restaurant lol

Fast food and retail are the two worst jobs on the planet next to pooper scooper at the Zoo

That would be an awesome job! Being a female escort for females! I hope they would not want me to be butch though...

 

[shadow355]

In a month or so he is going to post that they broke up. And then he is going to slam her..... The breakup was her fault.

Shadow 355

 

[defcon4]

That would be an awesome job! Being a female escort for females! I hope they would not want me to be butch though...

There is a probability they would...