Who got this from her sociology teacher when she was in college. THE HETEROSEXUAL QUESTIONNAIRE 1. What do you think caused you heterosexuality? 2. When and how did you decide you were a heterosexual? 3. Is it possible that your heterosexuality is just a phase you can grow out of? 4. Is it possible that your heterosexuality stems from a neurotic fear of others of the same sex? 5. If you have never slept with a person of the same sex, is it possible that all you need is a good gay lover? 6. Do your parents know that you are straight? do your friends and/or roommates know? How did they react? 7. Why do you insist on flaunting your heterosexuality? Can't you just be who you are and keep it quiet? 8. Why do heterosexuals place so much emphasis on sex? 9. Why do heterosexuals feel compelled to seduce others into their lifestyle? 10. A disproportionate majority of child molestors are heterosexual. Do you consider it safe to expose children to heterosexual teachers and babysitters? 11. Just what do men and women do in bed together? How can they truly please each other being so anatomically different? 12. With all the societal support marriage receives, the divorce rate is spiraling. Why are there so few stable relationships among heterosexuals? 13. Statistics show that lesbians have the lowest incidence of STD's. Is it really safe for a woman to maintain a heterosexual lifestyle and run the risk of disease and pregnancy? 14. How can you become a whole person if you limit yourself to compulsive, exclusive heterosexuality? 15. Considering the menace of overpopulation, how could the human race survive if everyone were heterosexual? 16. Could you trust a heterosexual therapist to be objective?Don't you feel they might be inclined to influence you in the direction of their own leanings? 17. There seems to be very few happy heterosexuals. Techniques have been developed that might enable you to change if you really want to. Have you ever tried aversion therapy? Or the Church? 18. Would you want your child to be a heterosexual, knowing the problems they would face?