Desperate for payback after years and years of successful Bush-bashing over the mismanaged and ill-thought Iraq War, the GOP's teeming rank & file of roly-poly bumpkins and mad-at-modernity, middle-aged white guys has decided for us all that the attack on Benghazi was not an attack on the US, but a scandal of the Democratic Party, totally the fault of Obama and Clinton. Still feeling the defenestration and humiliation of losing the White House to a man they believe to be born in Kenya and a muslim, the GOP bases' anger boiled over after the death of Osama bin Laden. OBL was supposed to be killed during a Presidency of the Real American Party of Bush and Palin, not the party of wine-sipping swishes who demand we ask "why do they hate us?". So it's time to make up for the failure of the Iraq War and the failure of the GOP to kill OBL. From this time forward, the attack on Benghazi is now "Benghazigate". Despite the 10 attacks on embassies during the Presidency of George Bush, followed by zero Congressional hearings, it's now time to be mad about "Benghazigate". Despite the total failure of the "scandal" to catch on outside of conservative circles, it's offically a scandal.