Good and Bad Brothers.

[froggy]

Once

upon a time there were two brothers. One brother was very mischievous, always

getting into trouble. The other brother, however, was very good. He was always

kind to animals, helped elderly neighbors, and led an exemplary

life.



As

time went on, the brothers stayed in touch but were never close. The evil

brother became a heavy drinker and a womanizer. The other brother was a devoted

husband and father and supported many charities.



One

day the evil brother died. Then, after a few years, the good brother passed

away. He went to heaven and was rewarded with a happy afterlife. One day he went

to God and asked, "Where is my brother? He died before me, but I have not seen

him here in heaven."



God

replied, "As you know, your brother led an evil life, so he is not spending

eternity here in heaven. He has been sent elsewhere."



"I'm

sorry to hear that," the good brother replied. "But I do miss him and wish I

could see him again."



"You

can see him if you wish," God said. "I will give you the power to gaze into

hell."



So

the power was granted and the good brother gazed into hell. Before long he saw

his brother sitting on a bench. In one arm he held a keg of beer, and in the

other he cradled a gorgeous young blond.



The

good brother turned to God and said, "I can't believe what I'm seeing. I have

found my brother, and he has a keg of beer in one arm and a beautiful woman in

the other. Surely, hell cannot be that bad."



God

explained. "Things are not always as they seem. The keg has a hole in it. The

blond doesn't."

 

[hitmark]

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