God's Candidates Failing: Could the Almighty Dollar Be More Powerful Than the Almight

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Paul Abrams: God's Candidates Failing: Could the Almighty Dollar Be More Powerful Than the Almighty?

God, we were led to believe, spoke to Michele Bachmann, Rick Perry, Rick Santorum and, yes, even serial liar and philanderer Newt Gingrich, and told each of them to run for President of the United States. God's ways are, of course, mysterious, so it was never adequately explained why he chose four to go for it, rather than the one he told Pat Robertson was going to win the presidency anyhow.

Oddly, despite their having the almighty on their side, none of them is running away with the race. Indeed, one is out, two are struggling and the fourth is perhaps having his day in the sun.

Mitt Romney, the frontrunner, has wielded a different weapon -- the almighty dollar. He has unsheathed the almighty dollars his so-called independent Super-PAC has accumulated to smite anyone who raises his head above water to challenge him.

God never told those retards to run for president, but don't tell the Repug fundies that..

 

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Could the Almighty Dollar Be More Powerful Than the Almighty?

MAMMON has been the sotto voce offical religion of this nation since inception