Girls are evil

[NewGuy]

 

[5stringJeff]

But why is it that we end up with them?

 

[NewGuy]

Originally posted by gop_jeff


But why is it that we end up with them?

They know where to find good apples. :

 

[5stringJeff]

How 'bout them apples? --->

 

[NewGuy]

Originally posted by gop_jeff
How 'bout them apples? --->

Mellons are better!

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[Hobbit]

Okay, here's another one.

Power = work/time (trust me, it's a basic physics equation)

Knowledge is power.

Knowledge = work/time

Time is money.

Knowledge = work/money

Cross multiply (it involves flipping the numerator on one side with the denominator on the other).

Money = work/knowledge

Therefore, as knowledge approaches zero, money approaches infinity, regardless of the amount of work done. This explains executive producers, movie stars, and Bill Gates.

 

[NewGuy]

-And it proves that satan invented math.

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