Girls are evil

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    :clap: :clap:

    But why is it that we end up with them?
     
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    They know where to find good apples. :p: :rolleyes:
     
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    How 'bout them apples? ---> :boobies:
     
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    Mellons are better!

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    Okay, here's another one.

    Power = work/time (trust me, it's a basic physics equation)

    Knowledge is power.

    Knowledge = work/time

    Time is money.

    Knowledge = work/money

    Cross multiply (it involves flipping the numerator on one side with the denominator on the other).

    Money = work/knowledge

    Therefore, as knowledge approaches zero, money approaches infinity, regardless of the amount of work done. This explains executive producers, movie stars, and Bill Gates.
     
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    -And it proves that satan invented math.

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