Discussion in 'Humor' started by NewGuy, May 3, 2004.
But why is it that we end up with them?
They know where to find good apples. :
How 'bout them apples? --->
Mellons are better!
Okay, here's another one.
Power = work/time (trust me, it's a basic physics equation)
Knowledge is power.
Knowledge = work/time
Time is money.
Knowledge = work/money
Cross multiply (it involves flipping the numerator on one side with the denominator on the other).
Money = work/knowledge
Therefore, as knowledge approaches zero, money approaches infinity, regardless of the amount of work done. This explains executive producers, movie stars, and Bill Gates.
-And it proves that satan invented math.
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