Fun Survey:Your "White House Jobs" For Remaining Candidates In 2017. What Can Jeb Do?

[Rexx Taylor]

Let's just assume we have a "President Cruz" or "President Donald" in the
White House come 2017. And then we have about 15 former presidential
candidates who will take a job in the new white house staff.
Where would you put them?

Example:
Hillary Clinton: White House Proctologist.
Jebby Bush: White House Coat Check.
Lindsey Graham: White House Greenskeeper/Gopher Chaser
Bernie Sanders: White House Bagel/Coffee Counter
Chris Christie : Head Burger/Pizza Chef
Harry Reid : Restroom Maintenance {you only need
one working eye for that job}

 

[Rexx Taylor]

and u can also add in the most pathetic democrats in the white house too,,,,what can we for Nancy Pelosi? White House beautician?

 

[Rexx Taylor]

not sure where to put Kasich,,,,anyone got any ideas?

 

[DarkFury]

Bill Clinton...Social services.

 

[HereWeGoAgain]

Jeb...Whine Czar.

 

[konradv]

Jeb could return all the Os that W stole when he left the WH.

 

[Rexx Taylor]

Michelle Obama: Maid

 

[amrchaos]

Strange--I thought Santorum would be a perfect fit for proctologist.

He has the name for it....

 

[HereWeGoAgain]

Chris Christie...The royal food taster.

 

[konradv]

Michelle Obama: Maid

So we're not just doing candidates anymore? Ivanka: Booty call

 

[Rexx Taylor]

Anthony Weiner: White House Staff Porn Moniter.

 

[Rexx Taylor]

Bill Clinton...Social services.

Huma Weiner: White House Dumb Incoherent Receptionist?

 

[amrchaos]

Obama-- pet taster

 

[Rexx Taylor]

Obama: Trumps Caddy

 

[IsaacNewton]

Trump - White House paddy-cake maker with Sarah Palin. And they both get gold stars even though the cakes are all different sizes and are made of paste.

Cruz - Liar and thief.

Rand Paul - White House rug cleaner. For floors and heads.

Chris Christie - He applied to be pastry chef but after dinner there were no pastries left for the guests so he was moved to 'official hugger after storms'.

Lindsay Graham - Richard Simmons military advisor post.

Carly Purina - Cat pushing another cat downstairs greeter and admirer.

John Kasich - President
Bernie Sanders - Vice President

Marco Rubio - Official pistol pete dancer for White House dinners.

Ronald Reagan - Prison. Most corrupt person to ever hold high office in US history.

Nancy Reagan - UFO and Bigfoot researcher and psychic weirdo. Official tarot card reader. "When it comes to trump, just say no".

Richard Nixon - Corrupt Republican that was forced from office in disgrace. Still not even close to being as corrupt as Reagan.

Pataki - ...who?

G W Bush - Official creator of mess in middle east, 10 trillion dollars added to US national debt, outer of Valery Plame, a CIA agent just doing her job but was outed because her husband disproved Bush and White House band of criminals of Saddam's efforts to get yellow cake uranium for an atomic bomb. Stategery director. In charge of 'putting food on families'.

 

[Rexx Taylor]

Hillary Clinton: Cow Fart Analizer

 

[Rexx Taylor]

Bill Clinton...Social services.

Bill: White House Porn Shop Cashier/Counter Person
Hillary : White House Goat Milker
Chelsea: Ambassador to Mars and the South Pole
Debbie Wasserman: In Charge of the Goats Hillary Milks.

 

[Rexx Taylor]

Jeb...Whine Czar.

Joe Biden. Telescope Maintenance

 

[Rexx Taylor]

Jeb...Whine Czar.

Joe Biden: In Charge Of White House Clowns.

 

[HereWeGoAgain]

Jeb...Whine Czar.

Joe Biden: In Charge Of White House Clowns.

I was thinking Court Jester....