Those wacky French have decided that the solution to their crumbling economy, infrastructure, and society-in-general, is to elect a socialist/communist President! France, once again, has voted for world IRRELEVENCE! Well, at least France will now have an "ally" in their quest for economic armageddon (Barack Obama), until November.
Newsflash: the lights are still on in France. Seriously, while I'm certainly no supporter of Hollande the idea that he is going to destroy France overnight really is totally overblown.