kiwiman127
Comfortably Moderate
Trump is so out-of-shape that he had to drive his cart on the green to putt. He missed he first putt, so he gets in his golf cart, drives five feet and putts again. He misses that putt, gets on the golf cart (with the aid of the Secret Service), drives ten feet and putts and misses. He is now within five feet of the cup. He declares that it's "close enough for a gimme" and then proceeds to lay down on the green, to rest.