for the women :)

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    Q: What should you do if you see your ex-husband rolling around in pain on
    the ground?

    A: Shoot him again.

    Q: How can you tell when a man is well-hung?

    A: When you can just barely slip your finger in between his neck and the
    noose.

    Q: Why do little boys whine?

    A: They're practicing to be men.

    Q: How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb?

    A: One -- he just holds it up there and waits for the world to revolve
    around him. OR Three -- one to screw in the bulb, and two to listen to him
    brag about the screwing part.

    Q: What do you call a handcuffed man?

    A: Trustworthy.

    Q: What does it mean when a man is in your bed gasping for breath and
    calling your name?

    A: You didn't hold the pillow down long enough.

    Q: Why does it take 100,000,000 sperm to fertilize one egg?

    A: Because not one will stop and ask directions.

    Q: Why do female black widow spiders kill their males after mating?

    A: To stop the snoring before it starts.

    Q: Why do men whistle when they're sitting on the toilet?

    A: It helps them remember which end they need to wipe.

    Q: What is the difference between men and women.

    A: A woman wants one man to satisfy her every need. A man wants every woman
    to satisfy his one need.

    Q: How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?

    A: Rename the mail folder "Instruction Manuals"


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    That is just oh so true! I love it!
     
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    the one and only correct answer!
     
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    Hey, KL, how'd you manage to post this? You have a computer in the kitchen or something?

    What do you say to a woman with two black eyes?
    Nothing you already told her twice.

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    Dan,

    no I dont have a computer in the kitchen lol

    Duane IS the boss in this marriage......I gave him permission to be such.


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    :whip: YOu go girl !!
     
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    he is already in bed asleep - I can only imagine what he'll post as a rebuttal in the morning LOL

    Btw sandy, quick question about the crawfish again (lol 35 lbs is ALOT) how long will they keep? I seriously cant remember.
     
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    You must peel them and freeze them as long as you want( within a year I would thin )... One other quick idea is save the claws and put a few in your crawfish ettoufee for flavor !
     

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