Finish these lyrics: Donald Trump "Mickey Mouse" Song

[emilynghiem]

Donald Trump's Club Song, Parody Song Lyrics of Mickey Mouse Club Singers, Mickey Mouse Club Song

Okay, folks. Your turn to shine!
I thought of rewriting the Mickey Mouse club song to be for Donald Trump.
I looked online and found a parody about Donald Trump and golf,
clearly before his campaign for President.

Surely, we at USMB can do better than this "Mickey Mouse" stuff!!

Let's make this interactive, a group activity.

I'll start with some of the lines I came up with.
You throw your two cents in, and pretty soon we'll have a whole song,
fitting for The Donald himself!

We could even dedicate the song to Trump when we are done.
Why not invite him to come post, host a thread, or start a flame war here?

I'll post my lines on a reply.
Anyone with anything to add to cheer on or chew out
Trump, his supporters or opponents, come join the fun!

Rah, rah, go team!
We'll make this song GREAT again!

 

[emilynghiem]

Who's the leader of the pack
Who lacks diplomacy?
D-O-N, A-L-D,
T-R-U-M-P

I was told he's just a mole
To crash the GOP!
D-O-N, A-L-D,
T-R-U-M-P

Donald Trump (DUMP TRUMP!)
Donald Trump (DUMP TRUMP!)
The more you shout, the more his numbers
JUMP UP! (DUMP TRUMP!)

Who incites more fear and fright
Than Bill or Hillary?
D-O-N, A-L-D,
T-R-U-M-P

 

[DarkFury]

Who's the leader of the pack
Who lacks diplomacy?
D-O-N, A-L-D,
T-R-U-M-P

I was told he's just a mole
To crash the GOP!
D-O-N, A-L-D,
T-R-U-M-P

Donald Trump (DUMP TRUMP!)
Donald Trump (DUMP TRUMP!)
The more you shout, the more his numbers
JUMP UP! (DUMP TRUMP!)

Who incites more fear and fright
Than Bill or Hillary?
D-O-N, A-L-D,
T-R-U-M-P

He's the leader of the pack.
Made for you and me.
D-O-N, A-L-D
T-R-U-M-P

 

[Pogo]

Who's the Narcissist in Chief
Immersed in "me me me"?
D-O-N ... (with) A -D-D....
D - R - U - M - P!


Donald Dump....
Spoiled Rump
To vote for him you surely must be
HIIIIIIIGH....


Now it's time to say goodbye...
To all the G.O.P....
G - O - P..... (see ya later, loons)
B - Y - E (Bye -- because you're YUUGE losuhs)
D - U - M - and P !

.......

:::gurgle:::

 

[emilynghiem]

Who's the leader of the pack
Who lacks diplomacy?
D-O-N, A-L-D,
T-R-U-M-P

I was told he's just a mole
To crash the GOP!
D-O-N, A-L-D,
T-R-U-M-P

Donald Trump (DUMP TRUMP!)
Donald Trump (DUMP TRUMP!)
The more you shout, the more his numbers
JUMP UP! (DUMP TRUMP!)

Who incites more fear and fright
Than Bill or Hillary?
D-O-N, A-L-D,
T-R-U-M-P

He's the leader of the pack.
Made for you and me.
D-O-N, A-L-D
T-R-U-M-P

Who can form a one-man PAC
And Dominate TV?
D-O-N, A-L-D
T-R-U-M-P !
Who's concerned for building Walls
And not about PC?
D-O-N, A-L-D
T-R-U-M-P !

 

[S.J.]

The adolescence abounds in this thread.

 

[DarkFury]

Who's the leader of the pack
Who lacks diplomacy?
D-O-N, A-L-D,
T-R-U-M-P

I was told he's just a mole
To crash the GOP!
D-O-N, A-L-D,
T-R-U-M-P

Donald Trump (DUMP TRUMP!)
Donald Trump (DUMP TRUMP!)
The more you shout, the more his numbers
JUMP UP! (DUMP TRUMP!)

Who incites more fear and fright
Than Bill or Hillary?
D-O-N, A-L-D,
T-R-U-M-P

He's the leader of the pack.
Made for you and me.
D-O-N, A-L-D
T-R-U-M-P

Who can form a one-man PAC
And Dominate TV?
D-O-N, A-L-D
T-R-U-M-P !
Who's concerned for building Walls
And not about PC?
D-O-N, A-L-D
T-R-U-M-P !

As Trump one flies and pogo lies.
He will fight for you and me.
D-O-N, A-L-D
T-R-U-M-P

 

[emilynghiem]

The adolescence abounds in this thread.

^ Even Donald Trump himself has been compared with a "five year old" who can argue "I didn't start it. HE did"

Adolescence and youthful indiscretion may be an upgrade
compared with the juvenile antics going on....

 

[Pogo]

Who's the leader of the pack
Who lacks diplomacy?
D-O-N, A-L-D,
T-R-U-M-P

I was told he's just a mole
To crash the GOP!
D-O-N, A-L-D,
T-R-U-M-P

Donald Trump (DUMP TRUMP!)
Donald Trump (DUMP TRUMP!)
The more you shout, the more his numbers
JUMP UP! (DUMP TRUMP!)

Who incites more fear and fright
Than Bill or Hillary?
D-O-N, A-L-D,
T-R-U-M-P

He's the leader of the pack.
Made for you and me.
D-O-N, A-L-D
T-R-U-M-P

Who can form a one-man PAC
And Dominate TV?
D-O-N, A-L-D
T-R-U-M-P !
Who's concerned for building Walls
And not about PC?
D-O-N, A-L-D
T-R-U-M-P !

As Trump one flies and pogo lies.
He will fight for you and me.
D-O-N, A-L-D
T-R-U-M-P

Ah thank you, there's a good angle. Ahem... mi mi mi....

Who is flying all around
Plane re-gis-tra-tion free?
E - X - P....
I - R - E
D - E - D - E - D !


Plane's expired...
Now you're fired....
The Hair Apparent can't cough up a five!?

Now it's time to say goodbye
He's ostentatiously....
G - R - O (ground ya real soon....)
U - N - D (D... because the FAA Don't play dat shit, bruh)
E - D - E- D - D !
....

Burma Shave

 

[Pogo]

The adolescence abounds in this thread.

As the infantile hero-worship abounds in the rest of them. Welcome to an antidote.

 

[Pogo]

Donald Trump's Club Song, Parody Song Lyrics of Mickey Mouse Club Singers, Mickey Mouse Club Song

Okay, folks. Your turn to shine!
I thought of rewriting the Mickey Mouse club song to be for Donald Trump.
I looked online and found a parody about Donald Trump and golf,
clearly before his campaign for President.

Surely, we at USMB can do better than this "Mickey Mouse" stuff!!

Let's make this interactive, a group activity.

I'll start with some of the lines I came up with.
You throw your two cents in, and pretty soon we'll have a whole song,
fitting for The Donald himself!

We could even dedicate the song to Trump when we are done.
Why not invite him to come post, host a thread, or start a flame war here?

I'll post my lines on a reply.
Anyone with anything to add to cheer on or chew out
Trump, his supporters or opponents, come join the fun!

Rah, rah, go team!
We'll make this song GREAT again!

Yanno Ems, I had to go look up the words to Mickey Mouse. At first I thought of Mighty Mouse.

Mister Mexican never hangs around
When he hears this mighty sound ---
"Here I come to save the daaaayl!"
That means that Mighty Mouth
Is on the bray! (do do do do do do do)

Yes sir, when there is a wrong to right
Mighty Mouth a-ppeals to fright!
Fires of anger thus are fanned
There in the tiny fingers of.. his ... HAND! (do do do do do do do)



Fun fact: "Mighty Mouth" is also Pink Furry's nickname down to the local peep show joint.
At the end of which his standard rejoinder is "That'll be $2.14, cash or card?"

 

[emilynghiem]

Donald Trump's Club Song, Parody Song Lyrics of Mickey Mouse Club Singers, Mickey Mouse Club Song

Okay, folks. Your turn to shine!
I thought of rewriting the Mickey Mouse club song to be for Donald Trump.
I looked online and found a parody about Donald Trump and golf,
clearly before his campaign for President.

Surely, we at USMB can do better than this "Mickey Mouse" stuff!!

Let's make this interactive, a group activity.

I'll start with some of the lines I came up with.
You throw your two cents in, and pretty soon we'll have a whole song,
fitting for The Donald himself!

We could even dedicate the song to Trump when we are done.
Why not invite him to come post, host a thread, or start a flame war here?

I'll post my lines on a reply.
Anyone with anything to add to cheer on or chew out
Trump, his supporters or opponents, come join the fun!

Rah, rah, go team!
We'll make this song GREAT again!

Yanno Ems, I had to go look up the words to Mickey Mouse. At first I thought of Mighty Mouse.

Mister Mexican never hangs around
When he hears this mighty sound ---
"Here I come to save the daaaayl!"
That means that Mighty Mouth
Is on the bray! (do do do do do do do)

Yes sir, when there is a wrong to right
Mighty Mouth a-ppeals to fright!
Fires of anger thus are fanned
There in the tiny fingers of.. his ... HAND! (do do do do do do do)



Fun fact: "Mighty Mouth" is also Pink Furry's nickname down to the local peep show joint.
At the end of which his standard rejoinder is "That'll be $2.14, cash or card?"

Dear Pogo Oh my, maybe we should do a whole series on LOONEY TOONS
for this election cycle. No shortage of material there!

All silliness aside, the same way Reagan left the Democrats and reinvented the Republican Party,
maybe Trump should leave the Republicans and cross over to kick ass in the Democratic Party.

We need someone to yell at the troops, man them up and size them down,
get people off their behinds and get to work setting up singlepayer as a national business network
that runs as a non for profit business, so you have the best of free enterprise and job creation
but the whole operation invests money back into paying for staff and services to deliver health care in the most cost effective sustainable manner.

If Conservatives believe free market can deliver better health care services than anything regulated by govt, and if Democrats believe in free choice and not govt restrictions on reproductive health and issues of quality/termination of life: then why not organize all these interests and resources to prove that free choice and free market works better?

Who would do a better job getting Democrats to set up this universal health care program?
The Donald?

The Greens, whose leaders such as Paul Glover have published handbooks on how to set up health care coops. Their candidate Jill Stein and other professional doctors within the Greens have never been fully heard on this issue of how to manage the actual medical education and services to be publicly accessible, affordable and sustainable instead of monopolized or overly regulated due to fear of malpractice lawsuits that raises the cost tremendously.

Hillary Clinton, who originally pushed for health care reform, before Obama's administration managed to create a hybrid mix of federal and corporate administration (including a weird combination of passing contested legislation through Congress as a health bill but approving it through Courts as a tax bill, to bypass objectors arguments that were not represented and are still argued as discriminated against and penalized without due process or required Constitutional amendment)

Bernie Sanders or any of these other candidates who have plans for reforming either health care or the contested ACA mandates and exchanges.

I should challenge my own friend Vern Wuensche to a showdown with Donald Trump.
If Vern and I can come up with a better plan for the GOP than Trump, then we should make a bet with Trump. Challenge him to either come up with a better plan, or LEAVE the GOP go join the Democrats and help ME to set up these plans for the Democrats to implement as a party and leave the govt alone. DIY. pay for the plans, create jobs for candidates to do the work, prove themselves as able leaders, BEFORE running for office. Do the work first, put it on your resume and THEN apply for jobs in office. Instead of filling resumes with promises that aren't proven. Who hires anyone based on what they PROMISE to do? Should you have PROOF you've accomplished it, or it's FAITH BASED? And aren't we suppose to run govt based on secular established agreements that represent the public interest, not the faith of some people that others don't agree with, or else that is discriminating on the basis of faith.

Isn't govt supposed to remain secular, so everything should be proven by facts not faith based?

 

[Pogo]

All silliness aside

Waaaay too late for that. Gimme another song. I'm a parodist.