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An arrest was made! Woo hoo!DOCUMENT: Bizarre, CrimePerp Busted For Claiming He Shot Man In Hoodie
Wisconsin man, 68, nabbed for making false report to cops
MARCH 30--An Wisconsin man was arrested yesterday for making a false report to cops after he claimed to have just shot a man in a hoodie, according to a police report.
George Ornduff, 68, was collared by Iowa City Police Department officers after he entered a Staples store last night in an emotional and animated manner and told employees about the purported shooting. When workers asked if he was being serious, Ornduff answered yes, cops reported.
After Ornduff left the Staples, officers located him near the business and began questioning him. While admitting that he had been in the store, Ornduff claimed not to remember what he told clerks. The defendant did not shoot another person, the police report concludes.
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