Female/ Male Stereotypes

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  1. Lumpy 1
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    Lumpy 1 Diamond Member Supporting Member

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    Well.. just in case you didn't know....

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    Girls always smell good.
    Girls take forever to do anything.
    Guys are stronger
    Guys are better at sports.
    Girls have higher gpa’s.
    Guys are players.
    Guys hate reading.
    Girls are spoiled.
    Girls are always moody.
    Guys always have an I don't care attitude.
    Girls try to work out problems while guys take immediate action.
    Guys don't get grossed out by scrapes and bruises.
    Guys are tough.
    Guys are thickheaded.
    Girls are associated by the color pink.
    Guys are associated with the color blue.
    Guys like cars.
    Girls like dolls.
    Guys become jocks in high school.
    Girls become cheerleaders.
    Guys take 2 second showers.
    Girls take 2 hour showers.
    Girls hog the bathroom.
    Girls love mirrors.
    Guys like hats.
    Girls like make-up.
    Girls are fussy about there hair.
    Guys could care less if there hair fell out.
    Girls always have to match.
    Guys wear whatever is clean.
    Girls work in department stores.
    Guys usually work in messy places.
    Girls like fashion magazines.
    Guys like Car or porn magazines.
    Girls are discrete about intimacy.
    Guys brag about intimacy.
    Girls are better drivers.
    Guys have more tickets.
    Girls never take chances.
    Guys take too many chances.
    Girls always talk too much on the phone.
    Girls actually use only 5% of whats in their purse everything else is junk.
    Guys always lose all arguments against girls.
    Girls are nurses.
    Guys are doctors.

    (I made spelling error changes.. the author of the link.. shezz)

    stereotypes of the male and female. not your blog
     
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    Girls always smell good.
    Not after a long day working in the yard

    Girls take forever to do anything.
    You dont know me very well do you?

    Guys are stronger
    Depends on the Guy, a good deal of them i can kick their asses.

    Guys are better at sports.
    Depends on the sport ;)

    Girls have higher gpa’s.
    You bet we do!

    Guys are players.
    Ya should have seem me in my younger days.

    Guys hate reading.
    Unless they are geeks or nerds. And i love geeks and nerds

    Girls are spoiled.
    Rotten to the core.

    Girls are always moody.
    Not as moody as men

    Guys always have an I don't care attitude.
    tell that to the men on this froum

    Girls try to work out problems while guys take immediate action.
    You have never seen me in action. It would make you head spin.

    Guys don't get grossed out by scrapes and bruises.
    I dont get grossed out if a unattached arm or leg is handed to me.

    Guys are tough.
    Guys are pussies and not as tough as the would like to think

    Guys are thickheaded.
    Some thinker then others

    Girls are associated by the color pink.
    I am not a lesbian.

    Guys are associated with the color blue.
    I am not a guy

    Guys like cars.
    yeah i know, they like mine.

    Girls like dolls.
    not as much as men like blow up dolls

    Guys become jocks in high school.
    only the dumb ones.

    Girls become cheerleaders.
    Not if they are smart

    Guys take 2 second showers.
    So that is why they stink!

    Girls take 2 hour showers.
    only a half an hour

    Girls hog the bathroom.
    At least they dont piss on the floor

    Girls love mirrors.
    only when they are 15

    Guys like hats.
    especially when they start to go bald

    Girls like make-up.
    Only the expensive make up

    Girls are fussy about there hair.
    Only because MEN whine about girls hair.

    Guys could care less if there hair fell out.
    Tell that to the rogaine people

    Girls always have to match.
    Girls have style

    Guys wear whatever is clean.
    Or dirty, if nothing is cleaned for them.

    Girls work in department stores.
    So do men

    Guys usually work in messy places.
    not if they are gay

    Girls like fashion magazines.
    only the brainwashed ones

    Guys like Car or porn magazines.
    good, so do i

    Girls are discrete about intimacy.
    take a look at the avatar

    Guys brag about intimacy.
    only the ones how have tiny dicks and need reassurance

    Girls are better drivers.
    yep

    Guys have more tickets.
    yep

    Girls never take chances.
    which is why men are unselfconscious.

    Guys take too many chances.
    which is why hookers make out so well

    Girls always talk too much on the phone.
    Because girls actual know how to talk

    Girls actually use only 5% of whats in their purse everything else is junk.
    How do you know??

    Guys always lose all arguments against girls.
    only when they are wrong

    Girls are nurses.
    I have male nurses attend me

    Guys are doctors.
    I have female doctors
     
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    You're so far beyond this, Lumpy...

    It ISN'T Male/Female;

    It's how we connect, eh?

    The One potentiates the other, eh?

    Sort of goes to why we were created, male and female...
     
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    Best stereotype meme EVER

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    1) Yes I am...:eusa_snooty:

    2) Gals deserve top billing...:eusa_angel:

    3) AAAh.. yes ...:redface:

    4) Is that a real word?...:eusa_think:

    5) I like to play with your stuff...:tongue:
     
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    Look out, dude---Syrenn will kick your ass . :lol:
     
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    I considered that... re-checked her avatar... and... it's for the team...:lol:
     
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    You a brave man-----can't wait to see what the Saturday night stim talk is about :lol:
     
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    Sherry You're not the boss of me Supporting Member

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    Lumpy is stirring the pot again.[​IMG]

    :lol:
     

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