Epstein List Hangs Itself Moments Before Release

[Votto]

Epstein List Hangs Itself Moments Before Release

U.S. — In a shocking turn of events, the Epstein List was found hanging in a secure document storage facility this morning, according to local authorities.

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Epstein List Hangs Itself Moments Before Release
U.S.·Jan 2, 2024 · BabylonBee.com
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U.S. — In a shocking turn of events, the Epstein List was found hanging in a secure document storage facility this morning, according to local authorities.
"This is such a tragedy for many of us who desperately wanted to know who was on that list," said former Presidential candidate and document security expert Hillary Clinton. "Now we'll sadly never know. My thoughts and prayers are with the family of this 'Epstein List,' may it rest in peace."
Authorities confirmed the list was found hanging by a rope tied to an overhead beam, and that it had killed itself completely of its own accord.
The list was cremated and buried this morning.

 

[Hang on Sloopy]

Epstein List Hangs Itself Moments Before Release

U.S. — In a shocking turn of events, the Epstein List was found hanging in a secure document storage facility this morning, according to local authorities.

babylonbee.com

Epstein List Hangs Itself Moments Before Release
U.S.·Jan 2, 2024 · BabylonBee.com
Click here to view this article with reduced ads.

U.S. — In a shocking turn of events, the Epstein List was found hanging in a secure document storage facility this morning, according to local authorities.
"This is such a tragedy for many of us who desperately wanted to know who was on that list," said former Presidential candidate and document security expert Hillary Clinton. "Now we'll sadly never know. My thoughts and prayers are with the family of this 'Epstein List,' may it rest in peace."
Authorities confirmed the list was found hanging by a rope tied to an overhead beam, and that it had killed itself completely of its own accord.
The list was cremated and buried this morning.

i want the flight logs next....then the video tapes...these pedophile femocrats must be stopped

 

[Votto]

i want the flight logs next....then the video tapes...these pedophile femocrats must be stopped

Sadly, we have just learned that Hang on Sloopy has also succumb to the Hillary suicide cult along with the Epstein List.

He will be missed.

 

[otto105]

Sadly, we have just learned that Hang on Sloopy has also succumb to the Hillary suicide cult along with the Epstein List.

He will be missed.

Not really

 

[Ringo]

Why hasn't a single person from Epstein's Island been arrested yet?
I remember Tyson and Weinstein had their careers ruined by the testimony of old prostitutes... and here children were used and nothing?

 

[progressive hunter]

Why hasn't a single person from Epstein's Island been arrested yet?
I remember Tyson and Weinstein had their careers ruined by the testimony of old prostitutes... and here children were used and nothing?

its very telling we have someone already convicted and serving time for sex trafficing but not a single person that was trafficed to,,