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  1. rightwinger
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    A Minneapolis couple decided to go to Florida to thaw out during a
    particularly icy winter. They planned to stay at the same hotel where
    they spent their honeymoon 20 years earlier.

    Because of hectic schedules, it was difficult to coordinate their
    travel schedules. So, the husband left Minnesota and flew to Florida on
    Thursday, with his wife flying down the following day...

    The husband checked into the hotel. There was a computer in his room,
    so he decided to send an email to his wife. However, he accidentally
    left out one letter in her email address, and without realizing his
    error, sent the email.

    Meanwhile, somewhere in Houston, a widow had just returned home from
    her husband's funeral. He was a minister who was called home to glory
    following a heart attack.

    The widow decided to check her email expecting messages from relatives
    and friends. After reading the first message, she screamed and fainted.

    The widow's son rushed into the room, found his mother on the floor,
    and saw the computer screen which read:

    To: My Loving Wife
    Subject: I've Arrived
    Date: October 16, 2005

    I know you're surprised to hear from me. They have computers here now
    and you are allowed to send emails to your loved ones. I've just
    arrived and have been checked in.

    I've seen that everything has been prepared for your arrival tomorrow.
    Looking forward to seeing you then!!!! Hope your journey is as
    uneventful as mine was.

    P. S. Sure is freaking hot down here!!!!
     
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    I just spammed that to ten people.
     
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    Haha, oldie but goodie.

    -TSO
     

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