Elin Nordegren Gets $750M, Custody of Kids in Exchange for Silence .....

[Middleman]

FOXNews.com - Elin Nordegren Gets $750M, Custody of Kids in Exchange for Silence in Tiger Woods Divorce

She came out smelling like a rose.

Tiger Woods is banned from letting girlfriends near his kids in a divorce deal netting his ex a record $750 million settlement, The Sun reported Wednesday.

The golfer agreed to keep single women away from daughter Sam, three, and son Charlie, one.

He can bring a new flame into their lives only if he marries her. In return, former wife Elin Nordegren ,30, gets the biggest payout ever seen in a celebrity divorce.

But she can never publicly speak out over his alleged flings with socialite Rachel Uchitel, reality star Jaimee Grubbs, porn queen Joslyn James and up to 17 others.

A pal said: "Elin is desperate to protect the children from the womanizing side of their father.

 

[random3434]

Sounds sensible to me!

What mother wants her ex parading every Bimbo du jour around in front of her kids? '

Plus, Elin doesn't need to write a "tell all" book about Tiger.

A) She doesn't need the money

B) I doubt she would want to subject her kids to that

C) I'm thinking she just wants to get away from all the media attention and move on with her life.



Good for her!

 

[Baruch Menachem]

Except for the numbers, not too different from the standard divorce decree.

Custodial parent is not a allowed to talk trash about the other in front of the kids is the norm in most divorces.

As is the provision on girlfriends.

 

[Mini 14]

She came out smelling like a rose.

That often happens when your ex is a rich, whore-hopping SOB.

 

[Modbert]

$750 million? Well, she won't ever need to work another day if she lived forever.

 

[strollingbones]

o honey hush...he is giving the hos around 25 million each...

 

[ConHog]

Hell, I'd probably let Tiger hit it for $750M. I won't even lie

 

[Mini 14]

Hell, I'd probably let Tiger hit it for $750M. I won't even lie

I bought tickets to The Masters, US Open, British Open, PGA Championship, and 21 other "bigger tournaments"......



and gave them to my wife.

 

[MikeK]

There is something seriously wrong with an economic system in which an individual can amass this kind of fortune for playing golf (or any sport) while a significant percentage of the formerly productive population is bankrupt and on the verge of slipping into poverty. And this Woods example is by no means outstanding.

 

[Zander]

Good for her. She deserves a better man.

 

[martybegan]

There is something seriously wrong with an economic system in which an individual can amass this kind of fortune for playing golf (or any sport) while a significant percentage of the formerly productive population is bankrupt and on the verge of slipping into poverty. And this Woods example is by no means outstanding.

Simple supply and demand. Plenty of people can be plumbers and teachers. Not so many can play -1 par at Bethpage black or hit .330 45 125.

 

[DavidS]

Fuck. For that kind of money I'd have Tiger's kids and divorce him.

 

[Political Junky]

Wonder if she'll move back to Sweden.

 

[ConHog]

Bet money he still gets visitation with her vagina.

 

[HUGGY]

Hell, I'd probably let Tiger hit it for $750M. I won't even lie

OK...back to the HOMO CAGE!

 

[Middleman]

Bet money he still gets visitation with her vagina.

You are too much. My advise? Grow up and find God, and all the Angels and Saints, to lift you out of your darkness.

 

[R.C. Christian]

It's interesting how women claim victimhood. First of all, I've never met a swedish woman that wasn't a total slut. Morever, the slut should have realized that her token black athlete would run around on her like the filthy scumbag he is. Nevertheless, she entered into the agreement, and like most women it was for a payout. Don't give sympathy to that whore. Typical trophy wife.

 

[Zona]

I think she should be paid the same amount of money she used to make when she was a nanny.

 

[Zona]

It's interesting how women claim victimhood. First of all, I've never met a swedish woman that wasn't a total slut. Morever, the slut should have realized that her token black athlete would run around on her like the filthy scumbag he is. Nevertheless, she entered into the agreement, and like most women it was for a payout. Don't give sympathy to that whore. Typical trophy wife.

What the hell is the matter with you?

"token black athlete"....All swedish women are sluts? SHE is the whore?

Who fucked around on who?

WHAT THE FUCK IS THE MATTER WITH YOU?

 

[chesswarsnow]

Sorry bout that,


1. Well it looks like to me Tiger is desperate to save what he can of his *Legacy*.
2. It won't be easy to do at this point.
3. Its been done before, but can he do it?
4. One of his major sponsors *Nike* who has stayed with him through this rough time in his life, their slogon is, *Just do it*.
5. Well he tried that and was jumping the bones of many single women, maybe *Nike* should change their slogan to, *Keep it in you're pants*.
6. Time will tell if he can get back to his winning ways, but I think his best days are behind him at this point.
7. Also I think his ex-wife got away like a bandit, but he willing to shut her up to protect his *Legacy* is what he values most at this time, doubt that it will work, but what the hell, he can afford it, might as well try, I'm sure he's telling himself that.


Regards,
SirJamesofTexas