~Elderly Sex~

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    An elderly couple, who were both widowed, had been going out with each other for a long time.

    Urged on by their friends, they decided it was finally time to get married.

    Before the wedding, they went out to dinner and had a long conversation regarding how their marriage might
    work. They discussed finances, living arrangements and so on.

    Finally, the elderly gentleman decided it was time to broach the subject of their physical relationship.

    'How do you feel about sex?' he asked, rather tentatively.

    'I would like it infrequently,' she replied.

    The old gentleman sat quietly for a moment, adjusted his glasses, leaned over towards her and whispered,

    'Is that one word or two?'
     
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    waltky Wise ol' monkey Supporting Member

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    Uncle Ferd alla time sayin' Granny goin' goofy...
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    Nation bracing for a groundswell of elderly people with mental illness
    May 16, 2011 -- With the first of the baby boomers turning 65 this year, the nation should brace itself for a growing number of older people with dementia and other types of mental illnesses, psychiatrists reported Monday at the annual meeting of the American Psychiatric Assn.
     
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    Uncle Ferd says Granny startin' to cost too much to keep up, might have to just sell her to some rich folks...
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    Elderly care costs could treble says OECD
    18 May 2011 - Some countries are struggling to recruit careworkers
     

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