glockmail
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- #21
Do you have a biblical quote that justifies this?This rock which I am about to smack somebody up the side of the head with, fits my hand perfectly.
Obviously, based on how well this rock fits my hand, and the fact that it is dense enough and hard enough to smash somebody's head in, GOD DESIGNED this rock on my behalf as a weapon.
Proof positive not only that GOD designed the universe, but that he did so entirely so I could bludgeon people with this rock he designed with my hand in mind
Praise Jesus!