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  1. Red Walker
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    LOOKS LIKE I'M GONNA BE RICH, SUCKERS!!!

    Nevermind that the cabana boy to the nephew of the ex-assistant to the ex-President of Nigeria screwed me over royally... this looks to be on the up-and-up!!

    WOO FRICKIN' HOO!!!

    Read 'em and weep fellers...

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    Mr. JIM FRANK.
    #5TH floor, Unit 70,
    Park Royal Road, London
    United Kingdom.


    I am aware that this is certainly an unconventional approach to starting
    a business relationship but I believe knowing each other starts from a
    step of which I believe I am not making a mistake exposing this very
    important business deal to you?

    Firstly, let me identify myself without any intention of
    equivocation, I am Mr. Graham Gammack, Financial Expert worked with
    prime Banks here in United Kingdom, I will be happy if we can do
    business together in good faith and this proposal will be of mutual
    benefit for us. I have a transaction deal in the tune of
    £560,000.000.00-[Five Hundred & Sixty Million British Pounds
    Sterling} to be transferred to any possible safe account with your
    good assistance. I have every possibility & advantages for the
    proceeds of this account to be paid to you and then both of us can
    share equal percentage meaning 50% for me and 50% to you. I am
    really serious” can I trust you on this subject matter?

    I had discussed this issue privately with the Top Bank Director
    and he agreed to help and have instructed me to look for a
    foreigner who can be trusted and capable to handle this
    transaction so that we can secretly move this money out from UK
    immediately basing on Investments plans in your Country. I
    guarantee that this will be executed under a concrete special
    arrangement that will protect us from any breach of law. I will
    not fail to bring to your notice that this transaction is
    hitch-free and you should not entertain any fears as the required
    arrangements have been made for the completion of this operation.

    This money was secretly deposited and placed for an Investment
    before the late holder died and none of his families or relatives
    knows about this money, I came across this great fortune during an
    annual pre-audition. If you can be trusted and capable to handle
    this business with me in full confidence & trust, please send me the
    following information for documentation preparation and also give me
    your word of confidence that we will work as one team and I will get
    in return what belongs to me after successful transmission this
    operation :

    (1). Full names:
    (2). Private phone numbers:
    (3). Current residential address:
    (4). Occupation:
    (5). Age and Sex:

    {6}.Your Full Banking Coordinates as follows.

    Bank Name:
    Bank Address:
    Account No:
    Account Holder's Name:

    More Information about yourself ETC.

    I look forward hearing from you.
    at my private email {Mr JIM_Frank2@Yahoo.ca}

    Kind Regards.

    Mr. JIM FRANK.
     
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    Oooooh, sweet!

    I want in on it too. :D
     
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    Excellent!

    Graham Gammack is a great guy. He helped me get back my inheritance of $170,000,000.00 which my Uncle Dafusu J'Namaramamotalu was carrying with him when his plane went down in the Congo.

    Best of luck!
     
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    Okey doke... but...

    Only if I get to look into your eyes and touch your soul! :eusa_drool:
     
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    Eve...if you don't want this perv looking into your eyes and touching your soul...I'll give you a cut of my loot for just a little rep.
     
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    Hey now!!!

    It's not like I was negotiating for her nakey nake pics... :eusa_angel:
     
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    Look into my eyes ...

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    Okay.. I've gazed into your eyes and I don't know if I've touched your soul, but I seem to have this overwhelming desire to turn over my checkbook, credit cards, wash dishes, fold laundry, clean out the litter box, and vacuum while wearing only a thong and bowtie.... wtf have you done to me???
     
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    Offer to make her a steak, and she's yours.
     

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