"WILL WORK FOR FOOD" FRANCHISES STILL AVAILABLE! ________________________________________ YES!!! MAKE BIG $$$ - TAX FREE!!! WITH YOUR VERY OWN "Will Work for food" FRANCHISE! WE SUPPLY: The Cardboard Sign, The Prime Location (several busy intersections available for those who act fast!), the "Thrift Clothing", and a Special Tape - "HOW TO LOOK HOMELESS"!! SAY GOOD-BYE TO THAT DEAD END JOB! CALL TODAY! OPERATORS ARE STANDING BY! JUST DIAL 1-800-RIP-UOFF!! ** SPECIAL BONUS!! Order before the end of the month and we will include a wooden crutch - ABSOLUTELY FREE!! - just in case some idiot asks you to do some "work"!!!!