Del for President

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    I can't see anybody on the horizon that is worthy of being elected President of the U.S. in the up-coming elections. Nobody stands out as that sort of person who could lead us out of our troubles, put a chicken in our pots, find us a job, command our military, and put the choke hold on Congress. The only person who comes to mind that could do all of that is Del. "Let's start a grass roots movement to get one of our finest members of the USMB community elected President of the U.S. Send me your dollars and I will start getting the posters made up. I believe this should be appropriate charges for Del for President items:

    8 x 10 glossy black and white picture of Del - $5.00
    Del for President bumper sticker - $2.00
    "I like Del" round button - $3.00
    Deck of Del for President playing cards - $6.00
    Del for President place mats - $4.00 each
    Photo of Del and the Ostrich - $5.00

    This ad was paid for by the Del for President committee.

    "I approve of this political message." Arnold J. Smuckers - Official Spokesperson for Del.
     
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    Rod Blagojevich; he may suck gulf water but he is far better than anything your party has to offer!

    Del is a lowly moderator reeling in a 2 figure salary on some backwater board.

    is this a kiss up and brown nose thread?
     
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    not so far.
     
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    What is a backwater board?
     
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    And remember, a vote for del is....a vote for del.
     
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    I prefer Echo Zulu for president. She is more liberal than I, but really decent. I'll vote for her.
     
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    Del is more than qualified for national office. The new Senator from Massachusetts was a man of the people, qualified, because he was driving a pick up truck.

    Del has been known to drive a crappy minivan. :eek:
     
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    Echo Zulu it is!
     
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    Wow! What deals! I'll take 10000 of each.
    (Bill Loosecannon's account.....)
     
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    huh?
     

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