I can't see anybody on the horizon that is worthy of being elected President of the U.S. in the up-coming elections. Nobody stands out as that sort of person who could lead us out of our troubles, put a chicken in our pots, find us a job, command our military, and put the choke hold on Congress. The only person who comes to mind that could do all of that is Del. "Let's start a grass roots movement to get one of our finest members of the USMB community elected President of the U.S. Send me your dollars and I will start getting the posters made up. I believe this should be appropriate charges for Del for President items: 8 x 10 glossy black and white picture of Del - $5.00 Del for President bumper sticker - $2.00 "I like Del" round button - $3.00 Deck of Del for President playing cards - $6.00 Del for President place mats - $4.00 each Photo of Del and the Ostrich - $5.00 This ad was paid for by the Del for President committee. "I approve of this political message." Arnold J. Smuckers - Official Spokesperson for Del.