The problem with the declining value in morels is that they are truly hollow.
They and those like them are nothing but the product of a decaying world, so why would they have morels?
You do realize that in this day and age things like this should be a cremini? I am telling you dilloduck you are really starting to push my buttons talking about my morels when I know for a fact you already blewit! You don't enoki nothing! Go on now, run away like a chicken in the woods and play with your pom pom's.
But I am more then willing to shiitake you hand even if you are wound up tighter then a clamshell.