Deck the halls with dung

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  1. bobbymcgill
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    -A zoo in Bloomington, Illinois is selling Christmas ornaments made of reindeer dung. Apparently people are buying them.

    Well, with the economy being what it is, it looks like it will really be a shitty Christmas after all. :-D

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    They polish moose turds up north too and make them into jewelry.. we don't do that down here in the "dirty south."
     
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    What a crappy gift!
     
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    Those are some vewy vewy long winters!
     
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    Well, after Rudolph and company fly around with Santa all night, I'm sure they are pooped!
     
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    Magical Reindeer Gem Ornaments

    I bet Obama could sell his crap to his faithful followers. They could call them, "Magical Negro Gem Ornaments."

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    This thread stinks. :razz:
     

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