Dear Deidre,

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  1. Colin
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    I have never written to you before, but I really need your advice.

    I have suspected for some time now that my wife has been cheating on me.
    The usual signs; phone rings but if I answer, the caller hangs up. My wife has
    been going out with 'the girls' a lot recently, although when I ask their names
    she always says "just some friends from work, you don't know them".

    I try to stay awake and look out for her when she comes home, but I usually fall
    asleep. Anyway, I have never broached the subject with my wife. I think deep down
    I just did not want to know the truth, but last night she went out again and I decided
    to finally check on her. Around midnight, I hid in the garage behind my golf clubs so
    I could get a good view of the whole street when she arrived home from a night
    out with 'the girls.'

    When she got out of the car she was buttoning up her blouse, and she took her
    panties out of her purse and slipped them on. It was at that moment, crouching
    behind my golf clubs, that I noticed a hairline crack where the grip meets the
    graphite shaft on my 3-wood.

    Is this something I can fix myself or should I take it back to the pro-shop where
    I bought it?

    Regards,

    Troubled
     
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    lol!
     

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