Dad chastises son; shoots him in the ass

[JakeStarkey]

The reason? No orange juice in the house. A man's gotta have his OJ.

Lack of orange juice leads Louisiana man to shoot son in buttocks - Yahoo News

 

[HenryBHough]

Made-up excuse.

No OJ involved. Merely a little target practice aiming for the Obama logo on the kid's Dr. Dentons.

Sorry 'bout that Jake....hope your Obamacare is paid up!