Could someone do my homework for me?

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    So my kid brings home this "homework assignment" and it says one of her family members must write a poem at least 12 lines long.

    Who will do my home work for me
     
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    WTF? SHE'S a member of her own family - make her do it.

    (Since when do schools make other family members do homework?)
     
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    I'd send that back to the teacher with a note, CC'd to principal.
     
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    I wrote this poem
    For the teacher, that's you
    To ask you why
    You are making me do

    This 12 line poem
    When I have housework and such
    And dinner to make
    And clothes to wash

    So I wonder what grade
    My daughter will get
    If she turns this in
    And you think it's shit?
     
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    i wrote a poem about a parakeet somewhere in this subforum. I dont remember if its long enough but you are free to use it if it is.
     
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    I swear I would turn that in on Princiapl if it didn't have shit at the end!
     
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    Its do Dec 10th, and she has to do a self written poem a family written poem (written by a family member) pick 2 published poems and write a cover page.
     
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    Give her some Bukowski for the published poems. That would make for an awesome cover page.
     
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    Shogun your really witty & intelligent. Will you write a family poem.
     
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    Can I write it about kissing ass?

    HA!
     

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