Convict Joke - Oldie But Goodie

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  1. GotZoom

    GotZoom Senior Member

    Apr 20, 2005
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    Cordova, TN
    A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks into
    a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed. He
    orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair. While tying the girl
    to the bed he gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes
    into the bathroom.

    While he's in there, the husband tells his wife: "listen, this guy's an
    escaped convict! Look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of time in
    jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck. If
    he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain, do whatever he tells you.
    Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is probably
    very dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll kill us. Be strong, honey. I
    love you!!"

    To which the wife responds: "he wasn't kissing my neck. He was
    whispering in my ear. He told me he was gay, thought you were cute, and
    asked if we had any Vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey. I love you too!!"

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