Classified: Screenshot of obama's desktop

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    by directorblue @ Doug Ross @ Journal: CLASSIFIED: SCREENSHOT OF OBAMA'S DESKTOP

    The invaluable People's Cube with the world exclusive:

    You may wonder why Dear Leader hasn't yet upgraded to Vista or Windows 8, but the fact is, all White House computers are running the outmoded 2008 Hope'N'Change Operating System, which is incompatible with any pre-existing software.

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    However, a team of unionized government programmers are selflessly toiling to improve its performance. The custom-made programs include AlibiMaker, FatwaGenerator, RigTheVote2012, and others...

    Not to mention the fifth annual release of BushBlamer Pro.

    I needed the good laugh this morning. :clap2:
     
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    I knew it..... :D
     
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    how about " How to play golf for complete idiots"
     
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    Oh his COMPUTER desktop! I thought I was gonna see the top of the desk in the Oval Office with Ann Romney with her legs in the air.

    Silly me.

    Regards from Rosie
     
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    Oh his COMPUTER desktop! I thought I was gonna see the top of the desk in the Oval Office with Sandra Fluke with her legs in the air.

    Silly me.


    fixed it for ya
     
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    Guess what? He's never running again. While you're wasting time on foolishness, the country's going over the cliff. Who do you think's going to get the blame? Fiscal matters are initiated in the House and the guy you want to blame won't be around. LOL!!! Tell Boehner and his minions to get to work. The clock is ticking on '14 and the people are getting impatient. You'd think the election would have been a wake up call, but some people just seem to be slow learners.
     
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    Shouldn't there be a short cut to 'Teleprompter'?
     
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    It's incredibly racist of you to assume that Obama wants to bang a white woman...he loves Michelle, and does her doggie on the desk.:D
     
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    I need a cigar...
     
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    Even winning you guys can't have a sense of humor??:dunno:
     

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