Two cops were on night patrol and happened to cruise by a used car dealership to find two old ladies sitting in one of the cars on the front row. They approached to car, the old lady in the driver's seat rolled down the window to talk to them. "What are y'all doin' here in the car lot, mam!" "Well, we bought this car the other day. It's our car." "So why don't you drive it on home?" "Neither of us can drive." "Well, why did you buy the car?" "Several people told us if we bought a car from this guy, we'd get screwed. We're just waitin' for it to happen!"