Bush and WW III

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  1. Sunshine
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    Sunshine Trust the pie. Supporting Member

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    Regardless of whether you’re a Republican or a Democrat, you’ll have to laugh at this one.


    President Bush decides to leave the ranch and go out to sit in a local Crawford bar. A guy walks in and asks the barman, “Isn't that President Bush sitting at the end of the bar?”

    The bartender says, “Yep, that's him.” So the guy walks over and says, “Wow, this is a real honor, Mr. President! What are you doing in here?”

    Bush says, “I'm planning WW III.”

    The guy says, “Really? What's going to happen?”

    President Bush says, “Well, I'm going to kill 140 million Muslims and one blonde with big tits.”

    The guy exclaimed, “A blonde with big tits?Why kill a blonde with big tits?”

    Bush turns to the bartender and says, “See, I told you, no one gives a shit about the 140 million Muslims.” Cheers
     
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    I am not in favor of killing women with ANY hair color if they have big tits.
     

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