Bride's life-size wedding cake shaped like herself puts other completely insane brides at ease. A wife renewing her wedding vows after 10 years of marriage opted for a cake constructed as a 5-foot replica of herself wearing a wedding gown and veil. Chidi Ogbuta, right, and her presumably heavily medicated husband, Innocent (real name, no comment), originally intended to make life-size cakes of both of them but ran out of time. The 5-foot dessert contained 200 eggs and 7.5 liters of amaretto, and weighed 400 pounds. Please let us know if you've seen anything or are planning anything that can out-crazy this.