Bride's life-size wedding cake shaped like herself puts other insane brides at ease

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    Bride's life-size wedding cake shaped like herself puts other completely insane brides at ease.


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    A wife renewing her wedding vows after 10 years of marriage opted for a cake constructed as a 5-foot replica of herself wearing a wedding gown and veil. Chidi Ogbuta, right, and her presumably heavily medicated husband, Innocent (real name, no comment), originally intended to make life-size cakes of both of them but ran out of time. The 5-foot dessert contained 200 eggs and 7.5 liters of amaretto, and weighed 400 pounds. Please let us know if you've seen anything or are planning anything that can out-crazy this.
     
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    How much does the bride weigh if the cake weighs 400 lbs? ;) :lol:
     
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    200 eggs? They're gonna have a big family.
     
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    I wonder how her husband would feel if I asked for a piece of breast cake.
     
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    Is it me or does the cake look alot happier than the bride?
     
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    She's probably upset that the cake has a better necklace. :lol:
     
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    CAnt buy class.
     
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    Better figure too. :)
     
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    Its a publicity stunt. Read it, the husband made the cake. He is trying to sell his crap.

    And how conceited is that wanting a wedding cake to look like you? Sorry but the bridzilla diva crap doesn't cut it with me.
     
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    Hubby has a dilemma. He can't have his cake and eat it too.

    (Who said that? :eek:)
     

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