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"WAFB- Ch. 9- BREAKING NEWS! New Orleans (AP)- In the lead up to the BCS national championship game on January 9, University of Alabama football practice was suspended for two (2) hours today when a player discovered a white substance on the field. Alabama coach Nick Saban called law enforcement to investigate the matter. After a scientific analysis, experts determined that the unknown substance was the goal line. Practice resumed after law enforcement agents determined the team was unlikely to come in contact with it again."