Breaking: Democrats New Emblem: "The Condom"

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    I hear that the Democrats are considering changing their emblem from a Donkey to a condom because a condom stands for inflation, halts production, discourages cooperation, protects a bunch of dicks, and gives one a sense of security while screwing others.

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    here's hoping they ship a few cases to tigerbaby.
     
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    Samson Póg Mo Thóin Supporting Member

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    :eek:

    You're not serious:confused:

    Truthmatters is gonna be all up in yo face.
     
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    Oh God no, if they stop procreating they will start adopting illegals.
     
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    And the Republicons are keeping the elephant as their symbol because it dumps enormous loads of crap all over and just buldozes its way forward regardless. And is always tooting it's own horn.
     
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    It's perfect!

    "Cover Up!"
    "Hide the Sausage!"
    "Get Fucked"
     
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    And I thought condom was the new republicon name for a republican run country?
     
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    enormous loads of crap are known as fertilizer. what does fertilizer do?? it causes things to strengthen and to grow and to produce.. so you asswipes stick with condoms to capture your craziness in a latex tube, and we'll stick with enormous loads of crap,, we'll grow better stuff than you do.
     
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    Thing I never understood is why Trojan is a good name. The whole end of the story is that the Greeks got through the wall.
     
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    Ahh yes. Makes sense. Because when they're in charge, the rest of us are fucked.
     
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