BREAKING! Barack Obama Wins Indy 500!

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    The Indy Racing League today bestowed the Indy 500 Championship retroactive the last 20 years and for the next 20 to Barack Hussein Obama.

    "Why bother racing at all when he's just so... incredible?" a league spoksman said.
     
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    Go, daddy!
     
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    Prophetic, yet hauntingly retrospective at the same time.
     
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