- Sep 22, 2013
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Americans like crime folklore so I thought I'd sign off with a crime mythology (modern/dystopian) inspired by Escape from New York. Enjoy (and God bless!),
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Evelyn was a model from Malaysia before the Apocalypse. Now, she's stuck in Starling City as a makeshift hostess of the makeshift Detroit government, currently plagued by a maniac named Leatherface, a chainsaw wielding skin mask looney. Evelyn wondered if there was a real dream left in this planet.
Evelyn had some blood diamonds from the Old Republic which were lifted by Leatherface. The underground infamy was that Leatherface was now both a pirate and a maniac. He possessed $30 million diamonds now on Earth and hid in Detroit.
LEATHERFACE: "No one take diamonds from me, oh!!!"
A new thief was in town named Brain, and this guy's smart! Brain wasn't a priest but he's an MIT professor from the Old Republic, now a street thief in post-apocalypse Detroit. Brain is pained and paid by hostess Evelyn to sneak into the cave of Leatherface underground and steals his bloody diamonds with a nifty and clever glue gun, tricking Leatherface into thinking he's just a street merchant!
EVELYN: Thanks, Brain.
BRAIN: Sure thing!
EVELYN: Where ya headed?
BRAIN: Hell.
EVELYN: Sure.
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"Money is everything" (Ecclesiastes)
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Evelyn was a model from Malaysia before the Apocalypse. Now, she's stuck in Starling City as a makeshift hostess of the makeshift Detroit government, currently plagued by a maniac named Leatherface, a chainsaw wielding skin mask looney. Evelyn wondered if there was a real dream left in this planet.
Evelyn had some blood diamonds from the Old Republic which were lifted by Leatherface. The underground infamy was that Leatherface was now both a pirate and a maniac. He possessed $30 million diamonds now on Earth and hid in Detroit.
LEATHERFACE: "No one take diamonds from me, oh!!!"
A new thief was in town named Brain, and this guy's smart! Brain wasn't a priest but he's an MIT professor from the Old Republic, now a street thief in post-apocalypse Detroit. Brain is pained and paid by hostess Evelyn to sneak into the cave of Leatherface underground and steals his bloody diamonds with a nifty and clever glue gun, tricking Leatherface into thinking he's just a street merchant!
EVELYN: Thanks, Brain.
BRAIN: Sure thing!
EVELYN: Where ya headed?
BRAIN: Hell.
EVELYN: Sure.
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"Money is everything" (Ecclesiastes)