Best Obit Ever?

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    I don't know about best ever, but it certainly made me smile.
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    Michael 'Flathead' Blanchard Obituary Could Be Best Ever
    Posted: 04/13/2012 2:49 pm Updated: 04/13/2012 4:36 pm

    In an obit published in the Denver Post, Blanchard is described as a man who enjoyed "booze, guns, cars and younger women until the day he died."

    From the obit:

    Weary of reading obituaries noting someone’s courageous battle with death, Mike wanted it known that he died as a result of being stubborn, refusing to follow doctors’ orders and raising hell for more than six decades. He enjoyed booze, guns, cars and younger women until the day he died.
    So many of his childhood friends that weren’t killed in Vietnam went on to become criminals, prostitutes and/or Democrats. He asks that you stop by and re-tell the stories he can no longer tell. As the Celebration will contain Adult material we respectfully ask that no children under 18 attend.

    Michael 'Flathead' Blanchard Obituary Could Be Best Ever
     
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    ...went on to become criminals, prostitutes and/or Democrats.

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    I've never seen better. Never seen an obit which told certain specific people to kiss his butt.
     

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