Bedtime Stories!

There is a HUGE difference in bedtime stories depending on the age of the female !


What is the difference between bedtime stories for girls/women aged:
8, 18, 28, 38, 48, 58, 68, and 78?
At 8 -- You take her to bed and tell her a story.
At 18 -- You tell her a story and take her to bed.
At 28 -- You don't need to tell her a story
to take her to bed.
At 38 -- She tells you a story and takes you to bed.
At 48 -- She tells you a story to avoid going to bed.
At 58 -- You stay in bed to avoid her story.
At 68 -- If you take her to bed, that'll be a story!
At 78 -- What story??? What bed???

 

excellent, where R U getting this stuff? It's a nice break from the trenches of politics and 'stuff.

 

[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8iDul2ElFGI"]YouTube - james taylor-don't let me be lonely tonight[/ame]​

Another, I hope, welcome break from the contentious diatribes.​

One of the great songsters of my generation. ​

 

Doing whatever i can to help cheer us on.