Bedtime Stories!

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    There is a HUGE difference in bedtime stories depending on the age of the female !


    What is the difference between bedtime stories for girls/women aged:
    8, 18, 28, 38, 48, 58, 68, and 78?
    At 8 -- You take her to bed and tell her a story.
    At 18 -- You tell her a story and take her to bed.
    At 28 -- You don't need to tell her a story
    to take her to bed.
    At 38 -- She tells you a story and takes you to bed.
    At 48 -- She tells you a story to avoid going to bed.
    At 58 -- You stay in bed to avoid her story.
    At 68 -- If you take her to bed, that'll be a story!
    At 78 -- What story??? What bed???
     
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