Beauty of Mathematics!!!!!!!

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  1. froggy
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    I received this e-mail and thought it was pretty cool! Keep scrolling it gets better. J
    Beauty of Mathematics!!!!!!!

    1 x 8 + 1 = 9
    12 x 8 + 2 = 98
    123 x 8 + 3 = 987
    1234 x 8 + 4 = 9876
    12345 x 8 + 5 = 98765
    123456 x 8 + 6 = 987654
    1234567 x 8 + 7 = 9876543
    12345678 x 8 + 8 = 98765432
    123456789 x 8 + 9 = 987654321

    1 x 9 + 2 = 11
    12 x 9 + 3 = 111
    123 x 9 + 4 = 1111
    1234 x 9 + 5 = 11111
    12345 x 9 + 6 = 111111
    123456 x 9 + 7 = 1111111
    1234567 x 9 + 8 = 11111111
    12345678 x 9 + 9 = 111111111
    123456789 x 9 +10= 1111111111

    9 x 9 + 7 = 88
    98 x 9 + 6 = 888
    987 x 9 + 5 = 8888
    9876 x 9 + 4 = 88888
    98765 x 9 + 3 = 888888
    987654 x 9 + 2 = 8888888
    9876543 x 9 + 1 = 88888888
    98765432 x 9 + 0 = 888888888

    Brilliant, isn ' t it?

    And look at this symmetry:

    1 x 1 = 1
    11 x 11 = 121
    111 x 111 = 12321
    1111 x 1111 = 1234321
    11111 x 11111 = 123454321
    111111 x 111111 = 12345654321
    1111111 x 1111111 = 1234567654321
    11111111 x 11111111 = 123456787654321
    111111111 x 111111111 = 12345678987654321

    Mind Boggling...

    Now, take a look at this...

    101%

    From a strictly mathematical viewpoint:

    What Equals 100%?

    What does it mean to give MORE than 100%?

    Ever wonder about those people who say they
    are giving more than 100%?

    We have all been in situations where someone wants you to

    GIVE OVER 100%...

    How about ACHIEVING 101%?

    What equals 100% in life?

    Here ' s a little mathematical formula that might help
    answer these questions:

    If:

    A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z

    Is represented as:

    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.

    Then:

    H-A-R-D-W-O-R- K

    8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%

    And:

    K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E

    11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+ 5 = 96%

    But:

    A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E

    1+20+20+9+20+ 21+4+5 = 100%

    THEN, look how far the love of God will take you:

    L-O-V-E-O-F-G-O-D
    12+15+22+5+15+ 6+7+15+4 = 101%

    Therefore, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that:

    While Hard Work and Knowledge will get you close, andAttitude will
    get you there, It's the Love of God that will put you over the top!
     
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    so once again you have to use make believe math to explain god
     
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    Wow, I can't believe it.
    Someone sends Froggy e-mail.
     
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    When an employer wants you to give 110% percent they are asking you to work overtime for free.

    The way out of this injustice is to subtract 100% by going on the internet at your desk, bullshitting with anyone and everyone who will bullshit back, looooooooong lunches and drinking in the stairwells.

    That still leaves a good 10% of real work, just enough to keep the ship afloat and everyone happy under the delusion that work is life.
     
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    10% real work, that much? Then I want a raise and more benefits, Oh and toss in a few entitlements.

    Oh, and the mathematics, those examples must be what this administration uses to determine the costs of the BILLS they enact into law. The real meaning is that we'll need to give 180% in order to meet just the interest on the latest BILL passed, we won't mention the name.
     
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    Cute
     
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    D+I+S+B+E+L+I+E+F +I+N+G+O+D
    4+ 9+ 19+2+5+ 11+ 9+5+6+ 9+14 +7+15+4=119%

    So you get more out of Disbelief in God, if we use Froggies math !!

    Also--atheism is one more than theism. So if some one asks you which is greater,tell them atheism!!


    By the way, did you know that a nuber is divisible by 2 if the last digit divisible by 2, and a number is divisble by 4 if the last 2 digits are divisible by 4, a number is divisible by 8 if the las 3 digits are divisible by 8 and a number is divisible 2^n if the last n digits are divisible by 2^n?

    The proof is shown by mutiplication by 5^n and counting the zeros at the end(the same follows for 5^n! multiply by 2^n and count the zeros!)
     
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    That's cool.
    I don't care who you are.
     
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    I was pleased to hear about the 101% for "Love of God". But then I rather foolishly worked out that you get 103% for "bullshit".

    Bugger.
     
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    Math is not kind to God

    G+O+D=D+O+G

    Therefore Math is Blasphemous!!
     

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