Bar mates

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    A Mexican, an Arab, and a Brit are in the same bar.
    When the Mexican finishes his beer, he throws his glass in the air, pulls out his pistol, and shoots the glass to pieces. He says, 'In Mexico , our glasses are so cheap we don't need to drink with the same one twice.'

    The Arab, obviously impressed by this, drinks his non-alcoholic beer throws his glass into the air, pulls out his AK-47, and shoots it to pieces. He says, 'In the Arab World, we have so much sand to make glasses that we don't need to drink with the same one twice.'

    The Brit, cool as a cucumber, picks up his beer, downs it in one gulp, throws the glass into the air, whips out his 45, and shoots the Mexican and the Arab. Catching his glass, setting it on the bar, and calling for a refill, he says, 'In Britain we have so many immigrants that we don't have to drink with the same one twice.'
     
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    o colin.....*shaking head*
     

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