Baby Planes

Discussion in 'Humor' started by Sandy73, Oct 13, 2004.

  1. Sandy73

    Sandy73 Guest

    A mother and her son were flying Southwest Airlines from Kansas City to
    > > >Chicago. The son (who had been looking out the window) turned to his
    > > >mother and asked, "If big dogs have baby dogs and big cats have baby
    > > >cats, why don't big planes have baby planes?"
    > > >
    > > >The mother (who couldn't think of an answer) told her son to ask the
    > > >stewardess. So the boy asked the stewardess, "If big dogs have baby
    > > >dogs and big cats have baby cats, why don't big planes have baby
    > > >planes?"
    > > >
    > > >The stewardess responded, "Did your mother tell you to ask me?"
    > > >The boy said, "Yes she did.""Well, then, tell your mother that there
    > > >are no baby planes because Southwest always pulls out on time. Have your
    > > >mother explain that to you. Have a nice flight."
    > >

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