flacaltenn
Diamond Member
Found a sure way to attract buzzards.
I wasn't getting the yard work done quick enough -- so I put the wife to work (instead of
merely managing my work) Mixed up a sprayer of fish emulsion and showed her how to watch the mixture rate.
Went to garden store..
Came back and she's doing the shhhhhhhhhh thing to me, and we climb the steps to back patio. Buzzard is stalking the empty fish emulsion bottle. I shoo him away trying to substitute a hot dog for the emulsion bottle, but he's strolling thru the yard kicking it around.
Won't leave. LOVES the smell of garden. Another mouth to feed..
While all this is going on -- the neighbor put in a deer feeder. Mostly feeding turkeys now, but the deer are using it. And while the buzzard is sunning himself on MY deck chair, a troop of turkeys go thru the garden enjoying that "dead fish" smell..
Don't want to go out on the patio and nap -- Buzzard might think I'm a goner..
I wasn't getting the yard work done quick enough -- so I put the wife to work (instead of
merely managing my work) Mixed up a sprayer of fish emulsion and showed her how to watch the mixture rate.
Went to garden store..
Came back and she's doing the shhhhhhhhhh thing to me, and we climb the steps to back patio. Buzzard is stalking the empty fish emulsion bottle. I shoo him away trying to substitute a hot dog for the emulsion bottle, but he's strolling thru the yard kicking it around.
Won't leave. LOVES the smell of garden. Another mouth to feed..
While all this is going on -- the neighbor put in a deer feeder. Mostly feeding turkeys now, but the deer are using it. And while the buzzard is sunning himself on MY deck chair, a troop of turkeys go thru the garden enjoying that "dead fish" smell..
Don't want to go out on the patio and nap -- Buzzard might think I'm a goner..