Attention Pale Rider and/or Frank

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    I dare either of you to answer this question.

    The only feasible way this could happen is if:

    Someone from Kenya flew to Hawaii within one week to order a certificate of live birth and to send it in the both of Hawaii's newspapers. The only one who could have done this was Obama's father, because back in 1961 a woman who had just given birth could not really move all that much for a week, much less travel halfway across the world.

    Obama was born August 4th and the Honolulu Advertiser published the announcement on August 13th, meaning they would have had to tell the HA on August 10th, 1961. Obama was born on a Friday and the paper published on Sunday, August 13th, 1961.

    Now, I don't know about you, but it took me about 4 weeks with all of the modern technology we have to get a copy of my birth certificate. Does anyone really think that it took Obama's father one week to get a COLB and then send it to not one, but TWO Hawaii newspapers?

    COME ON PALE RIDER!! I await your response!

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    Oh by the way, in case anyone was wondering, 6085 kalanianaole hwy is in honolulu, which is in a US state called Hawaii.

    6085 kalanianaole hwy honolulu hi - Google Maps
     
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    There's another way it could happen. Time travel. Obama could have sent someone back in time to take out the announcement.

    He is the messiah you know.
     
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    The silence is deafening.
     
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    What?
     
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    Yeah, shocking that I actually have a life outside of posting on message boards.

    It's not a COLB...it's just an announcement. They probably phoned it in from Kenya.
     
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    Yes! Because all a newspaper required as proof of birth is some dude from Kenya just making a phone call to a newspaper and saying "Hey, this dude was born."

    Oh I mean two newspapers.

    I guess it wasn't that difficult, though right? I mean all they had to do was call the newspapers... oh by the way, superpages.com wouldn't be launched for another 35 years. And I can't get Verizon to deliver me the yellow pages and I live two blocks from them -- I highly doubt whatever telephone service the Obamas used back in the early 1960s actually delivered their yellow pages to Kenya. I would say nice try -- but it wasn't.
     
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    Yellow pages in Kenya? Are you that desperate for attention?

    All it takes is Ann phoning her relatives in Hawaii, maybe the guy who served in the US Army and liberated Auschwitz, and say, "You're a (fill in the blank relative)! I'm naming him Barack!"

    And then the relatives call the newspapers.

    Wait, or are you saying the relatives in Hawaii didn't have phones? Or were they too traumatized from the memory of liberating Auschwitz to phone it in?
     
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    I'm saying you're a joke. I'm also saying that a newspaper would require more than just a phone call from some stranger saying that they had a kid in order to place a birth announcement.
     
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    So you started a whole new thread because I'm a joke. What's that make you?

    Like I said, maybe the Obama relative who liberated Auschwitz called it in.
     

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