Discussion in 'Introduce Yourself' started by giftwrapped, Sep 12, 2017.
We shall see.
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Now we're ready. Bring it on.
Are you ready?
Yes I am always ready
I am always ready, this is why I paint my toenails and paint my fingernails and always ALWAYS have my First Edition copy (1884) of O. H. Byron's "The Modern Bartenders' Guide"
For this occasion I choose the East India Cocktail
You are....NOTHING....BUT....A ....SAVAGE for posting that double vision wimmens
Watch that first step.
It's a doozy.
You've been drinking...
We don't see double, double vision wimmens.
I have only had a quadruple Espresso
Wow! That should get you shit faced in about 15 minutes.
That never happens, I am ladylike at all times and always have the correct footwear.
This is why I have for example never been camping, I am not the type that has footwear for that sort of happening.
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