Are my hands and my face brown or rather red?

[Mortimer]

In the past i considered myself brown on the hands and in the face only on my body i noticed a lighter color but at the moment i wonder if im not rather red than brown?

 

[Devils_Advocate]

In the past i considered myself brown on the hands and in the face only on my body i noticed a lighter color but at the moment i wonder if im not rather red than brown?

Blood pressure will cause you to turn red along with a sun burn…

You are tan skin color and before you whine and bitch you are not naturally red skin, so stop with the bitching before you start!

 

[miketx]

I think it's pretty clear that Mort is black.

 

[Devils_Advocate]

I think it's pretty clear that Mort is black.

I thought yellow and pink but I am blind so what would I know?

 

[miketx]

I thought yellow and pink but I am blind so what would I know?

You know less than nothing.

 

[Devils_Advocate]

You know less than nothing.

That is still something!

 

[miketx]

That is still something!

By God, I am removing you permanently!

 

[MisterBeale]

I think it's pretty clear that Mort is black.

Yeah, it looks like you are right.

That's probably why he posts here. They probably kicked him off of the daily stormer. . . .

 

[Devils_Advocate]

By God, I am removing you permanently!

Yeah, I have been told that a gazillion times!

Now is Mort Honky, Spook, or a Albino Space Alien Chimp that resembles a pimple on a monkey ass?

 

[miketx]

Yeah, I have been told that a gazillion times!

Now is Mort Honky, Spook, or a Albino Space Alien Chimp that resembles a pimple on a monkey ass?

All of the above and he is immune to clearasil!

 

[Devils_Advocate]

All of the above and he is immune to clearasil!

Well there you have it Mort we have decided you look like:

White

Hispanic

Asian

Black

but definitely Serbian!!!

Oh, my apologies to the monkey ass ( Miguel ) for the clear insult I made about the pimple on his ass!

 

[miketx]

pimple on his ass!

Your only interaction with Mort, no doubt!

Ha! me win!

 

[JoeMoma]

Still waiting for the picture of Mortimer wearing a thong bikini!

 

[miketx]

Still waiting for the picture of Mortimer wearing a thong bikini!

My God, you have gone over the limit! But if you like I can photoshop that!

 

[miketx]

I stand corrected for my lack of timeliness. Someone, probably whose name starts with "Bruce" has beaten me to it by taking the actual shot!

 

[Mortimer]

Are my head hair totally black or slightly dark brown?

 

[BackAgain]

I kind of like Mortimer. I’m not sure why. But in all seriousness, who really gives a shit about skin color? Well, other than racists (who come in all different colors and shades), that is.

 

[Quasar44]

Mortimer

I like you but man are you just fuckin FAT

 

[Quasar44]

My mental problems and your physical problems

yikes